The Rub Down

'Rub me' massage bar is a wonderful addition to foreplay or simply a massage experience. With its simple ingredients, light scent, and non-greasy feel it's sure to help set the mood and keep the flame going all night.
Simple ingredients
Light smell
A little goes a long way
Resealable packaging would be nice
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
This massage bar is simply wonderful. It goes from a cool solid to a massage oil with the heat of you or your partner's skin. A little goes a long way too. No need to over apply. The texture is nice and thick but not so much that it cakes on. Just the perfect amount of slide to keep a good massage going. It stayed silky smooth long after the massage.

Package front

This bar contained only three ingredients: cocoa butter, shea butter, and fragrance oil. It makes a really nice treat, so you know what is in it and no surprises here for those with sensitive skin. I mean how much simpler can you get? I picked mine in coconut lime, and it smelled fantastic. I was honestly expecting some really strong, overpowering smell like most massage oils you'd pick up at a toy store.


Even with how silky, slippery, smooth it makes things, this is for external use only. Don't need to be putting fragrance and oils in a vagina or anal cavity. That's now bad things happen there. I did accidentally get some in my mouth. It's not a blatantly horrible taste; just I don't recommend it. I'm sure at some point or another you've accidentally got lotion in your mouth, that's how it was.

The packaging is super nice and easily giftable as is.

The bit that doesn't absorb into the skin will wash off with soapy water. I did notice it's been a few days since it was used on my back and it still feels super soft and nice. Be sure to store it in a plastic baggy since it can melt to oil if it gets too warm.

Overall, my experience with this massage bar was just wonderful, and I can't wait to use it again. The only con to it is that the packaging is not resealable. Luckily that can be solved with a plastic ziplock bag.
Follow-up commentary
There is so much of this little bar that it almost seems endless. We use it about once a week and there is plenty to spare two months later, and we're pretty generous too. The formula really holds up and still smells amazing as well.
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My Rub me massage bar tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Foreplay
    • Massage
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Play party
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Back
    • Breasts
    • Thighs
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