4play tease - condom kit discontinued by Ansell - review by Pin Up

I'm just going to start this off with the blatant truth; these are the kits that a sixteen year old buys, much to the dismay of their mortified partners. These are those condoms you reach for as an impulse buy. These are, unfortunately, a waste of your time. Let's examine the details.

A) This pack contains enough condoms to satisfy a great session of sex. Well, it contains 3 condoms anyway. They are listed to be a sort of advanced technological, next generation, S3 condom! This translates into a thin sheet of rubber with no bumps, no humps, no dots, no pizzazz, and no thrills. If this was to be a sort of mini-pack of introductory curious delights. I would have suggested they go with three very different, very unique, kinds of condoms. The lack of flavored condoms doesn't even suggest that these should be used for foreplay; I mean nothing says put me in your mouth like Chocolate-Strawberry flavor. Plain rubber says, let’s play safe and get this done. Though a good, safe image to convey is not a very foreplay inclined sexual one.

B) The feather. Oh, what to say about this frail and disappointing addition to the kit. Maybe because of the packaging I'm not sure, but my feather came out of the box a little... well, bent. Though me and my partner made a good effort to really sell each other on our bent feather, it hardly did the trick of teasing the skin and tantalizing the flesh. It's a bit small, maybe about four inches across, and rather frail. If you had a larger lover, and were intending to tease and spoil them with this feather, I would try to find another product because I honestly don't think they'd feel much. My partner suggested the dye they use on the feather may have made it too soft? All I know is that words like frail, small, soft, and disappointing are not words that I would associate with foreplay. On the plus side, the feather really does look neat; like it came from some neon rave miniature peacock!

C) Now, for all you people who think me a pessimist, I submit to you my review of the dust. If there is anyone alive out there who hasn't had a chance to play with some of this edible body dust, I suggest you buy a pot at the next convenient chance. This dust is delicious! You use the feather to drape some across the skin of your lover and then trace the powder lines up and down with your lips and or tongues. It tastes fantastic, subtly sweet, and for anyone out there who requires some incentive to show parts of their partner intimacy it's great. The best part about this product is that either partner can take control of the direction. My partner likes to trace small, sweet, lines on the parts of her body that she wants me to kiss. It's empowering, sexual, erotic, and did I mention delicious?

Overall: If you feel your love life needs some spicing up, then perhaps you shouldn't sell yourself short and, drop a little extra cash to pick something you think you and your lover would really like. There are kits out there that do offer you a little bit of everything, but this isn't one of them I'd suggest. If you're looking to buy something impulsively for your partner then pick up some flowers. Or pick them up on their lunch break, and take them to your local sex shop (or to this wonderful website), and get them to choose something with you. Though the dust is great, there are better brands out there.