The romantic rendezvous lovekit - massage kit by Booty Parlor - review by BrokeNHorny

The romantic rendezvous lovekit

Massage kit by Booty Parlor

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Two out of three ain't it?

This kit is all about appearances, rather than function. The massage oil and bubble bath are much more scented than they are useful. The lube shines, being water based and in a mess free bottle. Unless this is a gift meant to impress, use the money to buy larger bottles of better materials.
Stylized set, the lube comes in a very good bottle.
The massage oil burns on sensitive areas, and the bubble bath is weak. Expensive for the volume.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
First of all, there seems to be a conflict of tone. This romantic and sensual set is made by the fine people over at Booty Parlor. Now, I get the name Booty Parlor, it’s a fun play on words, but I don’t think it should be displayed so prominently on something encouraging romance. This is just my humble opinion, so I won’t count that against it.

In this set are three different products, each in their own little bottle. It includes bubble bath, massage oil, and lubricant. They are titled Naughty Bubbles, Don’t Stop, and Add Magic, respectively. The packaging is nice enough, although a bit bulky for the size of the bottles. I suspect that was intentional, trying to give the appearance of substance.

The bubble bath is adequate, if a little ineffective. It seems that much of it is dedicated to the scent, rather than the bubbles. As a result, the scent is very strong, but the lather is lacking. To get a decent bubble bath out of it, you’re going to have to use a decent amount. I’d day you’ll get two to three baths max. The scent is very floral, although no one flower sticks out.

The massage oil is sadly, the low point of the set. As with the bubble bath, the scent seems to be prioritized over the functionality. The massage oil is too thin, and does not last very long. It has a tendency to run off and cause a bit of a mess. Also, it’s probably due to the scent, but the lotion is not meant for sensitive skin, or sensitive areas. For me, it caused a bit of burning, which in a sensual massage oil is a deal breaker.

The lube is the one product that stands out. Its water based, so no fears with condoms or sex toys. It’s the right consistency, and lasts well. The spout is a good feature, and the each pump gives you a good amount, not too much or little. As long as you hold it at a good angle, there won’t be any spillover or mess left on the spout. It stays clean, and the bottle will last for a good bit. There’s a cap too, so there aren’t any worries about it spilling while its being stored.

Overall, I can really only say that the bubble bath and lube are worth using, and I wouldn’t say the bubble bath is high quality either. At thirty dollars, you’re paying ten dollars for each tiny bottle. You could easily get larger bottles of each for the same or less. It’s nice to buy everything together in a kit, but this may not be the right kit. The overemphasis on scent, and the burning caused by the massage oil really steer me away from recommending this kit. It’s certainly stylized, so if form is more important the function, this may be a good buy.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My The romantic rendezvous lovekit tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Beck
    Thanks for sharing.
  • Vanille
    Did you find the massage oil to be sticky as well? I didn't have any burning, but I found it got sticky after a few minutes that made me wanna go crazy.
  • js250
    Good review, your honesty is refreshing.
  • Review It
    I think instead of this kit i will order the other set instead(the one with the candle in it). Thanks for sharing this review with us!
  • Breas
    I have sensitive skin so the massage oil would NOT work for me at all. That's a darn shame. Thank you though for the review!
  • (k)InkyIvy
    Great review! Thanks!
  • Entropy
    Wow lot of mixed reviews on this one. Chemical burns are a deal breaker, thanks for the great review!
  • Secret Pleasure
    good job
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  • Andrey2052
    Thanks for sharing.
  • Gettinmymojoback
    great review! love the honesty!
  • Lovely Jubblies
    Thanks for the info!
  • lovebites
    thanks for the review!
  • Bignuf
    Thanks for an honest and helpful review.
  • RedFreak
  • sugar&spikes
    thanks for the review !
  • Cynthia Jordan
    thank you
  • MissCandyland
    Thank you for sharing!
  • KinkyKatieJames
    Guess I will be passing on this one. I have sensitive skin. Thanks for the heads up! You saved me quite a bit of discomfort I'm sure!
  • BrittaniMaree
    Thank you for your review
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