Yes cologne for men - perfume by Doc Johnson - review by queertastic

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Yes is a No!

My partner and I tried this product in the hope that the cologne would smell good. If anything, the Yes! cologne was a turn-off due to the overpowering pungent smell, bitter taste and the fact that you have to reapply the cologne every 3-4 hours. My partner and I found that this cologne did not make us horny or have sex on the spot. Overall, we were highly disappointed with this product - we were hoping that it would bring a bit of a spark to our relationship.
Innovative container design
Overpowering smelling cologne that smells musky and tastes bitter
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


I truly believe that this product is best used as a gag gift. My partner and I used this product as an experiment. Please note that we are a lesbian couple using a pheromone product designed for men.

This pheromone product claims that women will be more "attracted" to you. My partner wore this cologne out in public and said that women did not linger any longer or closer to her than normal.

The ingredients on the bottle are:

Blue 1
Red 40
Yellow 5

People that are allergic to dyes/fragrances such as blue 1, red 40 or yellow 5 should not use this product. There are no known product interactions between other products or medications - however - this product is flammable, so be careful around open flame!
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gag gift
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Neck
    • Wrists

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The texture of the cologne is slick and smoot on the skin. It does not leave a sticky residue and the smell lasts for a few hours before the cologne needs to be reapplied. The colgone's thickness is thin and velvety. It comes in a spray bottle and is fairly easy to spray. The liquid that comes out of the bottle is in a mist form.
    • Slick
    • Smooth
    • Thin

Taste / Aroma

Having used pheromone products before, we knew that the smell that pheromone colognes that each individual will vary – however – the smell on a test spray out of the bottle was overpowering – and not in a good way

This cologne smells musky and overly-spiced and made my eyes water. The smell of the cologne was had an alcoholic after smell – even after a few minutes. Not overly hopeful, my partner and I decided to try spraying this on her wrist. Once my partner sprayed the cologne on her wrist, there wasn't much of a smell change to the cologne as there are with most pheromone products.

There is also a lingering taste in my mouth that I am unable to describe when I smell this cologne. I don't know how to describe the taste exactly besides it tastes incredibly bitter.
    • Bad smell
    • Strong smell
    • Strong taste


The product lasts for a few hours before having to be reapplied. In order for the smell to come off, you must shower or wash the area of your body you sprayed the cologne on with soap and water - in our opinion it's easier just to take a shower. Since the texture and viscosity of the cologne is fairly light, it is easy to wash off with soap and water.
    • Needs to be washed off with soap and water
    • Reapply often


The container is the one major plus side to this product. It is a container that opens like a lighter and is highly portable. We wish that more cologne companies would take this into account when designing their bottles. You can easily open this bottle with one hand and the product is fairly easy to use and dispense.
    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Easy to use / dispense
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • BlooJay
    Thx! Think I'll pass on this one.
  • Lovely Jubblies
    Wow, definitely won't be getting this one now!
  • U3H
  • NightKat
    Thanks for providing some of the ingredients
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