Multifunctional bullet and towel set - miscellaneous discontinued by EdenFantasys - review by leilani

Hyper Bullet: Ever heard of a phrase that goes, "Too much of a good thing can be too much"? Well I made a new one, "Too much of a bad thing is WAY TOO MUCH"! This is all around bad, except the controller. This is a well made controller that allows you to truly enjoy the easy way of doing things. The rest though, is way too loud so you can't be too secretive about it. The bullet has a painful seam. When placed to your sensitive parts, anything beyond the medium level is just too painful and can numb you! This is a sad toy to have. Lubes of all types are welcome.

Leaf Towel: The towel is a cotton and bamboo blend. It is very soft and very absorbent. It makes for quick cleans after a bit of fun! It is a nice hand towel that can be used for many things other then after play cleaning. We use it in the bathroom to dry our hands off, and I teased my husband as he cleaned his 00 gaged earrings. He is more sanitary that I am; a complete and total germaphobe! It makes one wonder how we have sex, let alone had babies! He is in love with the plushy softness that still absorbs. As a free gift, the towel is the best part.

I went upstairs to test the bullet and thought I was in the clear until I came down stairs and hear my husband say, "I think the toy is louder than you are when you orgasm at a hotel!". That was embarrassing and even worse, his parents were in town! I pray he was just outside the door! He later used the towel and asked me, "Tt is so soft, did you get this just to clean your ladiness with softness?" Needless to say, we had no fun time that night. I know that this is harsh of me to say, but I only liked the towel and don't see any reason to buy this set at all; glad I got it for free.