Black condom cube - storage container discontinued by DevineToys / AfterCare - review by Red

I love it when products have self explanatory names. Take this little guy - it's black, it holds condoms, and it's a cube. How much more direct could you possibly get? Granted, the word 'Awesome' could have been slotted in, but then again, perhaps that would be construed as bragging.

At any rate, the Dvine Toys Black Condom Cube is a wonderfully practical, simple and useful product for reducing bedroom clutter while promoting ease of access to safer sex. The idea is pretty simple - take the general footprint of a condom, and make a cube there that fits in every dimension so that the user can load up the cube in any way that pleases them - parallel to the way the lid opens, perpendicular, or for the very adventurous, a flat stack. This appeals to the organizer in me - three different setups to try? Amazing. Personally I prefer to load the condoms up perpendicular, but that's neither here nor there - the point is that they fit in every direction. Speaking of fitting, depending on how cramped you make them, this cube holds about 12 condoms - it can do 13 in a pinch, and it works a little better with a few less...but 12 is the magic maximum.

The case itself is sturdy - probably very dense cardboard or a very thin plywood type material, covered in faux black pleather inside and out. The main body of the box is five sides with a vacant open top, while the 'lid' is a second piece that attaches up one side, wraps over the top, and magnetically closes on the other side. The edges are sewn up tight in fine fine white stitching that perfectly complements the shiny black pleather. The box is put together with sturdy craftsmanship and does not look as if it will fall apart anytime in the near or distant future. And, of course, being made of black pleather, the box may be cleaned up with a quick wipe down if any *ahem* messy fluids end up on its surface. Most importantly, the materiel is robust and will not look worn quickly, making this box a sharp looking bedroom decor addition for months and years to come