Big droplet sex furniture - position pillow by Sumo Intimacy - review by Ansley

Big droplet sex furniture

Position pillow by Sumo Intimacy

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This is a great idea in theory, but I really think they should have stuck with the Small Droplet size and KO'd this much larger version. It's uncomfortable and doesn't offer any of the accessories that other furniture companies do - storage, waterproof material, machine washable...etc.
It's furniture, the black is nice.
Too big for just about every position.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


The Big Droplet, from Sumo Intimacy, is designed to help you get to those harder to reach places on your partner, or even gain access to those erogenous zones you just couldn't reach in normal positions* on your own.

The product photo and the official website for this product both show one or two positions. After testing it out, it is confirmed this particular piece is designed for those two positions only: you, draped over the hump, on your stomach or on your back.

*Normal positions defined as your head being level or above your heart, not below it.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed

Design / Craftsmanship / Material

The overall design and craftmanship of the piece is up to industry standard. It's not going to fall apart at a moment's notice. The stitching seems durable and the zipper is metal, not plastic, which is always a plus.

The cover is velvet-like, and the inner foam core is dense and quite firm, though very lightweight. The cover is removable and machine washable; machine drying is inadvisable. This particular piece does not have a waterproof lining underneath the cover, leaving a window open for stains on the foam core. The cover is very difficult to remove, and even more difficult to put back on: it requires two people. It's shaped like a whistle, which makes it unique and fun, even if it's not necessarily practical to use.
    • Firm
    • Well made / sturdy
    • Whimsical / artistic


There are only one or two real uses for this product, and both of them were less than ideal. With the head lower than the heart, it doesn't take long for the blood to start rushing to the head, causing one to feel dizzy. If you're petite or have a significant height difference between yourself and your partner, you may want to choose the small droplet. The dimensions on this product are simply too much, and it's difficult to store.
    • Cumbersome
    • Difficult to use
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • spiced
    Thanks for a great, concise review. At that price this should be MUCH better. I'm very glad to know the harsh reality!
  • stlouisxxx
    Thanks for the review. Must have been made for amazon people
  • *Camoprincess*
    Nothing fun about getting dizzy I have looked at some many of these position pillows and think I need/want them to thinking yeah um no I can get in positions a different way.

    Thanks for the review
  • mpfm
    Interesting shape, but it doesn't look real comfy. Thanks for the review.
  • Curiouscat
    I love the cons list here! I laughed when I first read it, strikes me as funny. Sucks it was pretty much a bust though, thanks for the info stormy sweet and to the point.
  • Herzer
    Thanks for the review Stormy. It's look huge.
  • married with children
    thanks for sharing. sorry this did not work out for you.
  • Ansley
    Thanks everyone, normally I have a lot to say about a product but OMG this thing is so worthless. I just keep shuffling it around the house, I'll eventually deposit it at the recycle center and see if anyone picks it up.

    Every time I've tried to sit on it, I just slide ride off. It'd be fun in a kid's room.
  • Kitka
    Gah, sorry this didn't work out for you. I was wondering how well this worked out and now I know
  • xxxbluexxx
    thanks for the review!
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