Mr. Thick Dick - cream discontinued by Pipedream - review by bassist99

This stuff is supposed to help you keep an erection, and maybe make it a little bigger in the process. After using it, I really couldn't tell if it worked for me or not. It was easy to apply and didn't have any horrible odor or any kind of nasty residue (always a plus with these kind of aids). There was a slight heating sensation, but it really didn't last all that long. With that being said, do not, I repeat, do not let this stuff get on your sack! You will definitely feel the burn! Just a little bit got on there and it felt like I was roasting over a camp fire. Don't know why this effect happened, seeing as how this cream is meant to help keep you up and make you bigger and harder. One other plus is that it kind of acts like an impromptu lubricant between you and your partner, although it doesn't work very long as it was meant to be rubbed in. I also don't suggest using this with any kind of fleshlight or other kind of pocket pussy or masturbator. Don't know what this stuff could do to the cyberskin most toys are made of, so I wouldn't use it in that application just to be safe.

The price of this tube is also a problem. Paying eight dollars for such a small amount doesn't sit too well, especially considering the fact that it didn't do its job and also had some nasty effects on my nuts. This product, like most others claim, will help you to be harder, bigger, and last longer, but it falls completely short of achieving this. Save your hard earned money to buy something more worthwhile. Mr. Thick Dick is a total liar! I ended up throwing away the majority of this stuff.

Another penis enhancing cream, lotion, or pill that doesn't live up to all of its hype. It does give you a warming sensation and MIGHT help you stay up a little longer, but it will not make you any bigger. The price and risk of burning your nuts make this a product to avoid at all costs!