My First Lube Love
The most fabulous natural, water based lube out there! Silky, tasteless, long lasting--O'My is a girls slippery dream come true. Unfortunately, it is extremely difficult to find these days.
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Pros
Taste, texture, bottle, smell, basically everything!
Cons
Hard to find.
Once upon a time, there was a young maiden who was searching for the perfect lube. She happened upon a sex shop, and there was a vast lineup of lubes. She tried them all; some were too sticky, too smelly, tasted awful, some were colored, some disappeared too soon, and some left a terrible residue. Then she came to a glistening purple teardrop bottle, filled with the best lube in the land. She bought it and took it back with her into her bed-chamber.
She poured some of the liquid on her hand. It felt smooth and silky. She put it to her delicate nose, but she smelled only the slightest sweet scent. Then she used it with the knight that was keeping her company, and he loved how it made his, ahem, sword feel when she stroked it. They had a wonderful romp, finding that the lube was perfect for all their favorite ways of frolic. It never dried out, and left no residue on her bedsheets.
Later, when she was alone, she used a dildo of steel to give herself pleasure. She used the lube on that too, and had a lovely time. She found it worked equally well on all her pleasure objects.
The maiden went to a sorceress and asked about the ingredients in the lube. The sorceress replied that it was quite natural, with few ingredients indeed. It was free of nasty chemicals, and because of its water base, it was compatible with all sorts of naughty toys and, ahem, sword sheaths.
Naturally, the maiden used her lube all the time, and it ran out. She had recommended it to all her maiden friends, and would to any traveler passing by and asking advice. When she went back to the shop, they had no more bottles of the stuff. The maiden was quite saddened, and had to settle for a lube less than perfect. But she hopes for the day that she may see this lube again.
She poured some of the liquid on her hand. It felt smooth and silky. She put it to her delicate nose, but she smelled only the slightest sweet scent. Then she used it with the knight that was keeping her company, and he loved how it made his, ahem, sword feel when she stroked it. They had a wonderful romp, finding that the lube was perfect for all their favorite ways of frolic. It never dried out, and left no residue on her bedsheets.
Later, when she was alone, she used a dildo of steel to give herself pleasure. She used the lube on that too, and had a lovely time. She found it worked equally well on all her pleasure objects.
The maiden went to a sorceress and asked about the ingredients in the lube. The sorceress replied that it was quite natural, with few ingredients indeed. It was free of nasty chemicals, and because of its water base, it was compatible with all sorts of naughty toys and, ahem, sword sheaths.
Naturally, the maiden used her lube all the time, and it ran out. She had recommended it to all her maiden friends, and would to any traveler passing by and asking advice. When she went back to the shop, they had no more bottles of the stuff. The maiden was quite saddened, and had to settle for a lube less than perfect. But she hopes for the day that she may see this lube again.
Follow-up commentary
1 month after original review
This lube still totally rocks, but all I have left are little sample packets of it, because they don't make it anymore. What a tragedy! I only hope that one day, another lube this good comes along. If anyone can get there hands on more, I completely recommend it still.
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I like to know what is in a product before I buy it. I also like to know the viscosity. O'My products are nice and viscous, and they don't stain your sheets. That's another thing I like to know. I don't know how well stimulants like Guarana and ginseng are in your mucous membranes, but I do know a few people allergic to damiana extract , irritated by grapefruit seed oil and allergic to hemp. Vegetable glycerin is less likely to cause a yeast infection in most women.
Clever review
Tho Misha's right, I always need a list of ingredients for lubes and lotions and such so I know what's what. A few more details incorporated into this review would have made it fantastic.