No Motion and Not Lotion

This would be best used for oral only since it is flavored, and should not be used for penetration; the most common ingredient in this is glycerin, which can cause yeast infections. Anyone can use this product as long as they don't have a glycerin sensitivity.
Since this is water-based it's not going to work around water, so use this out of the water.
If you are sensitive to warming lubes, I do not recommend using this, as it can burn.

I was surprised how thin this was; it was almost like oil or grease in the way it flowed. Unlike oil however, it moisturizes and doesn't become slick or have that feeling of a layer of grime like when you touch oily foods. It doesn't exactly dry up, which I like a lot, but it doesn't maintain the same level of lubrication that it should; that is a tradeoff for not feeling like grease.

Even in the bottle, this has a really strong smell. It reminds me of candy; bubblegum to be exact. It tastes like it, too. It claims to taste like passion fruit, but it doesn't come close. Out of the bottle it smells a lot less, but it still has a light scent; it's very nostalgic. The taste also has a very strong, almost numbing flavor when you first put your tongue on it, but it goes away to, as I have said before, taste like original bubble gum; Hubba Bubba, actually.

It dries up a bit fast, but when it isn't dry it is pretty slick. It doesn't require washing off unless it gets inside you. The warming effect is very mild and the "heats when blown on" is completely untrue; only friction causes this to heat up. I do like the after-scent this has when it dries up, though.