Heat wave - lubricant by Topco Sales - review by darthkitt3n

Heat wave

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Now I Know What It Feels Like To Lick Nyquil Off A Lover

This was by far the worst lube I have used. Even worse than the Wet Pheromone. Don't try this unless you have an unusual fetish for things covered in Nyquil.
Lots and lots of lube. Easy to open and squirt bottle.
Nasty tasting. Doesn't warm. Sticky. Expensive.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
The Heat Wave warming flavored lubricant is pretty disappointing. It smells like delicious cherry flavored dum-dum pops, however it tastes like cherry Nyquil. Gross. Neither my boyfriend nor I could feel any warm tingly sensations from this. No amount of light blowing or licking warmed it up. It just felt like a nasty splotch of glue on me. I had thought it would be like the KY Warming, except flavored, but no. Not even close.

The only good things I can think of for this lube is the quantity of lube and that it is not packaged in a bottle like most lubes. It’s a lot easier to squirt the lube out of this than it is with a bottle, especially an almost empty bottle.

Near the end of our fun playtime, after we had finished trying this stuff, I noticed my hand was really sticky from it. As it dried it got sticky on whatever skin we rubbed it on. It may just be more of a personal preference, though. I like lubricants to dry and stay smooth and slippery.

Clean up was just as easy as it is with any other lubes. A warm soapy washcloth got it all off pretty quick.

Since it typically seems that the more expensive a product is, the better quality, I thought this lube would rock. I still find myself preferring the Wet Platinum lube I got at Wal-Mart for like $4. Cheaper is not always better, however expensive is definitely not always better either.

I don’t think I would recommend this product to anyone. Unless you really like cherry Nyquil flavored glue, then I suppose you’d enjoy this. For your first time using warming lube, I would definitely try KY brand, as it is available at most drug stores for around $3 for a small bottle.
Follow-up commentary
Unfortunately, my only other bottle of warming lube exploded all over right before I wanted to use some. It seems like this kind of thing always happens right before you want to use it. I tried using some of the Heat Wave lube instead, which turned out pretty bad. Combined with the humidity, the texture of the lubricant just felt unbearably awful.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Epiphora
    Wow, that sucks. I agree -- for the money it should be MUCH better.
  • BlessedRaven
    Thanks for the warning!
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