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Plump Has Left The Building.

He Says/She Says review of Plump enhancing cream...from both our perspectives. Does it plump him up? Does it do anything for women? How is it when used as a pre-sex lubrication? Well, read on and find out! These questions and more answered by him..and her.
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Pros
Non-greasy.
Softens skin.
Works as lube.
Cons
Menthol!
Not for growth!
Absorbed very quickly.
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

She Says:
Good for men, women, and beginners to mentholated lubes. This product is made for male enhancement and uses a few natural oils to help 'plump' your member, or tingle your clitoris. It also has menthol for a slight cooling, tingling feeling. I would not recommend this product for intercourse.
It is not so much of a lube as a lotion, and rubs in very rapidly. It does feel great on freshly shaven skin!! I can not use mentholated products, so it definitely was detrimental when I tried it on myself.

He Says:
The Pump lotion did not really do anything for me, but was a big mistake for penetration due to the menthol. Obviously, rubbing the lotion in felt nice, but it was not a 'plumper' for me. It might work better for other people.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
    • After shaving
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom
    • Travel
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Penis

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The Plump Enhancing Cream has the look and consistency of a thin lotion. There is a very light aroma, somewhat like Jergen's, that disappears shortly after application. The taste is very faint, but the lotion leaves an oily coating in your mouth. It also has a cooling sensation on your lips and tongue.

The texture is smooth and pleasant, rubs in very well and does not leave an oily residue. There is a slight cooling or tingling sensation for about half an hour afterwards. This is really great for after shaving and minimizing the red bumps.

Plump comes in a squeeze tube with a flip top and pours out with a lotion like consistency. It does stay in place, since you are rubbing it in to your skin.
    • Creamy
    • Thin
    • Slick

Taste / Aroma

Even though the package claims to be odorless and tasteless, there is a faint odor and flavor. The smell is very light, almost nonexistent, and dissipates rapidly on contact with your skin. It reminds me of a very light lotion, mildly floral and woodsy.

The taste is not horrible, but the oily residue made oral afterwards a non-event. I also did not like the way it cooled and tingled my lips and mouth. That was kind of reminiscent of novocaine wearing off after the dentist.
    • Light smell
    • Light taste
    • Smells good

Performance

The performance for my husband was dismal at best. It id not 'plump' him up, tingle or feel very cooling. As a lube, it was okay for very short term use when masturbating.

Contains Menthol!! I am allergic to menthol and the burn lasted for about an hour after washing with soap and water. Internally, well, the depths of hell had nothing on Plump.

I had to wash thoroughly with soap and water, but the effects from being absorbed into the skin lasted for at least an hour. My husband had no need for washing, other than hygiene. Or ill effects, either since he has no allergy to menthol.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Allergy concerns
    • Reapply often
Follow-up commentary
We just used the last of the Plump cream and will not buy this product. It was not what it was advertised and the amount you use makes it very expensive, no matter how it is used. Some people might like the light tingle sensations but it did nothing for him and gave me one sore area. Sorry, but this product is not for us.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Tuesday
    I guess its no surprise that this didn't work. It seems like none of these arousal or sensation boosting creams work. I'm not surprised that a plumping cream didn't work either. Nice review.
  • Contributor: That Man from Mars
    Eh, I don't like menthol much either. I wouldn't doubt if the menthol is what is supposed to cause the plumping. Every human is naturally a little bit allergic to menthol and certain kinds are known to cause swelling as an allergic reaction. Same deal for those lip creams that 'plump' your lips.
  • Contributor: js250
    Yeah, made for a rotten hour. Got over it, but damn!
  • Contributor: The Curious Couple
    Thanks for sharing!
  • Contributor: Purpleladybug
    Thanks for the review!!
  • Contributor: Jimmy Stevenson
    Nice review, thanks.
  • Contributor: Undead
    I don't think any of these things really work, I haven't met a guy it did work for and I had samples of it before and nothing happened.
  • Contributor: lalyy
    ty
  • Contributor: cosmetic
    thank u!
  • Contributor: edeneve
    great review. thanks for the heads up.
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