Maximus enlargement cream by Cal Exotics - review by Hotmama27

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Sorry guys, novelty use only!

This really is a novelty product. It does not work as an enlargement cream, but would possibly make a good gag gift.
It has a fairly pleasant scent.
Doesn't work. Should have more specific directions about the amount of cream that should be used.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
We decided to get the Maximus enlargement cream because, as my boyfriend says, no matter how well endowed a guy is he always wants to be bigger. So we got this to try it out to see if it really did work. When it came in the mail, I opened it up and read over the entire packaging and the tube. The first thing I noticed was that the package said very clearly that this cream was to be used for novelty purposes only and never for medical reasons. Big red flag there! Next I saw that the only directions were to apply the cream twice a day – once in the morning and once at night. It would have been helpful to know how much to use each time.

I opened up the tube to see if the cream was scented. It is. It has a minty smell. Not too strong of a smell, in my opinion, but sort of like a wintergreen flavored lifesaver candy. I didn’t feel the consistency of the cream myself, but according to my boyfriend it isn’t greasy feeling. He says that it is not too different than hand lotion.

So we started off with a slightly scientific approach. We measure his penis, erect, to get a starting number for comparison. Then he began applying the enlargement cream twice a day, just as the direction stated. He used about a quarter sized amount each time and simply rubbed it in from base to tip. Again, just as you would if you were using a hand lotion. He says there was a slight tingly feeling that only lasted a few seconds, but no other reactions or adverse effects occurred. The cream lasted for a few weeks. When it was all used up, we measured his penis again and found that there was no change in the measurement. So it seems that the package warning label is correct. This product is for NOVELTY USE ONLY. It does not, however, work as an enlargement cream.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Red
    weird, I'm really surprised to see this carried by eden... Thanks for the review
  • Champagne and Benzedrine (Roland Hulme)
    I always wondered - if penis enlargement cream worked, wouldn't the hand you applied it with grow bigger as well?
  • babygirldd4you
    thnx 4 the review
  • Jo lala
    awesome review
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  • ViVix
    LOL @ Champagne and Benzedrine. It's too bad this product doesn't work, but at least you have a patient partner!
  • yarii
    thanks for the review!
  • Terri69
    Nice review, thanks!
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