Creme - lubricant by Wicked - review by LambChop

Lubricant by Wicked

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This masturbation creme is great for solo use or for a partner hand job! This cream is oily, but leaves no stains, and has no smell or taste. It is a little expensive, but if you're looking for a non-sticky, travel-friendly lube in a sexy package, look no further...this is for you.
Thick consistency, no taste, no smell, feels good.
Not for use with latex condoms, expensive.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


Wicked Creme is a 'male cream' for masturbation -- or, in other words: jack-off lube. This oily lotion is great for any guy looking for some lubrication without the mess. The discreet packaging and lack of smell are great bonus features.

This is for masturbation, and is not for use with latex condoms.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gag gift
    • Massage
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

This lotion is very thick, emerging from the tube as a stiff, white, very heavy, and extra-creamy lotion. It does not feel sticky or greasy, even though the main method of lubrication for this cream is oil.
    • Smooth
    • Thick
    • Velvety

Taste / Aroma

This masturbation cream is a no-smell, no-mess, non-dripping lotion. There is a faint taste, but again, without aroma, this is very faint, and it is definitely not bitter.
    • No smell
    • No taste


This works well for masturbation; however, the lubrication doesn't hold up like Vaseline or silicone. The moisture is absorbed quickly, but the oily part stays around for a good 10 minutes or so. A little goes a long way with this lube, so even with frequent reapplication, this 4 oz. tube will last a while.

Clean up with soap and water. This does contain glycerin and parabens, along with the Vitamin E, coconut oil, and sweet almond oil. Anyone who is sensitive to certain ingredients should take note.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Reapply often


The packaging is a modern-looking black lotion tube, with a flip-top cap. "WICKED" and "CREME" are emblazoned across the front, and if it weren't for the small subtitle "masturbation cream for men," this would be discreet packaging. The 4 oz. size is not TSA travel-friendly.
    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Travel friendly
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • The Mother of a SiNner
    ty for the review
  • Melan!e
    Nice review. Thanks for sharing.
  • Feisty
    Thanks for sharing!
  • srexom
    thanks for your review.
  • burtnuh
  • Blooddragon
    Thank you
  • Allison.Wilder
    Thanks for the review, too bad it's not for use with latex!
  • evie.amor
    Thanks for the review, might have to get this for my guy!
  • LoneOokami
    Thanks for the info.
  • GingerSpice
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  • Badmew
    thanks for the review!!
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