Pucker up baby - costume discontinued by DreamGirl - review by Mz. Teena

I ordered this outfit for Valentine's Day (of course) because I thought it would be a great addition to my boyfriend and my morning. The brightness of the red trimmed with the white was really pretty, and the hearts on the skirt of the dress was icing on the cake. It looked just as sexy as it did on the model. Unfortunately, I actually had to put it on, and that is when the “sexy” left.

I am 5’2” and weigh 110lbs, so I purchased the small thinking I would have no problem with it fitting. Boy was I wrong! It fit like it’s a size too big, and the “mini dress” that was advertised came damn near to my knees. I felt like I was wearing one of my boyfriend’s shirts with a belt around it or playing dress up with my daughter. In fact, after presenting my boyfriend with his gift, I slipped on a pair of white tights (not included) and wore it to her school's Valentine's party.

The boning in the corset style dress stuck out in the front and made it look like I had a penis. The dress also did nothing for my size 32B boobs. Apparently you have to be blessed with breasts to have them sit upsince I ended up putting on a strapless bra just to make my girls sit up. Good thing it came with the removable straps - otherwise the dress would have probably made its way to my waist and the zipper would have stayed on the side instead of the back where it belong. Even though it looked better without the clear straps, I was able to put them on and adjust them with no problems. The material did not seem durable enough to withstand a day of wild lovemaking. From the picture, I knew the skirt would be puffy and thought it would irritate me, but it did not puff out too much. However, the lining was very irritating and itchy on my skin. The best about this outfit was the wings and bow and arrow accessories that came with it. Although they do not seem sturdy, the wings actually stayed in place while I played cupid for a classroom full of third graders.

I really did not feel sexy in this outfit at all nor did I like the way I looked or felt. Wish I would have found the time to try it on prior to Valentine's Day. Luckily, my boyfriend didn't seem as bothered by it like I was. For the price I paid, I would have loved for the outfit to at least look half as good on me as it did on the model.

But, lucky for me, I now have this year’s Halloween costume!