Make me hipster 3 pack - sexy panties by Seven 'til Midnight - review by Ryuson

Make me hipster 3 pack

Sexy panty by Seven 'til Midnight

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My WTF Panties

I had a lot of... Very strange problems with these panties. Normally when I don't like a pair of panties it's because they don't fit, the material is irritating, or that they are unflattering. These are great in those areas, but it makes you realize what features of normal panties you take for granted...
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Pros:
Cute sayings, fits a wide array of sizes, comfortable, holds up well to washings, flattering
Cons:
Panty liner not where it counts, bow off center, lace stains panty!
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review
These panties look amazing on the model, and for the price I figured that I may as well add them to my collection. The models seem to be the regular, fit women that showcase these and they looked to fit them with room to spare. As I am not a model but an average sized woman, the one size fits most usually is fine for me.

Packaging
They arrived in a package that is about 5 inches by 5 inches and very flat. On the front is the picture on the product page, the three identical twins sporting these hipsters. It has a label that states what they say in case you can't read them.

What I find interesting about the packaging is that it is resealable. This means that you can store them in here and use it for travel. It's a bit frivolous, but it's an interesting touch on the otherwise unmentionable package. While I wouldn't hesitate to give these as a gift because of the packaging, they're not exactly tastefully presented.

Fit
These are one size fits most, which is a problem for most women. Sexy women who want to "scream", "moan," and "be yours" come in all sorts of awesome shapes and sizes. These panties don't.

I wear a size 6-8 in jeans and I found that, while these fit well, they were a bit tight around my thighs pulling them on. They didn't cut into my skin when wearing them but they did tend to ride up a bit during the day. I feel like these would comfortably fit up to a size 10-12 woman and as low as a size 2-4, but it all depends on your proportions. I personally have large thighs and a smaller waist, but if you have a large waist and you're in the upper size spectrum you may want something more tailored to your size.

Design
In all of the reviews and comments I have read and written about Seven 'Til Midnight's panties there seems to be one awkward, fatal flaw; the crotch liners.

I feel like the panties were designed by a man who learned female anatomy by observing pictures of women bent over showing their vulva from behind. When he was making his prototype he just stuck it on near the rear of the panties and said "That's about where hot women keep their vulvas."

He was wrong. The crotch liner in these (and all others I have tried on) start riiight about where my vulva end and my rear begins. While the crotch liner is a nice sentiment, I wouldn't bet on it being where it needs to be. If this is a deal breaker, I would find some that seem to have a designer with a better grasp on female anatomy.

Construction
These seem to be well made panties. I found no loose stitching in any of them and they seem to be holding up very well after a few washings. The words aren't as much printed as stained onto the colored mesh, which means that you won't get that splotchy stretched look if your rump is a bit larger than they are.

The trimming is a bit irritating against newly shaved skin, but otherwise is very comfortable. I didn't have any problems with these pinching me or getting twisted during the day. I feel like they will last a long time, construction wise. My only qualm with these is that they arrive with the bow on the front barley attached, and off center at that. While I don't care and my boyfriend thinks it's cute, it's a bit of a quality control issue.

My WTF problem
I use an aftershave product called Cootchy Protection to help calm and sooth my otherwise irritated skin. After putting these on earlier today, I spritzed a few sprays into myself and then went about my merry way.

At some point during the day the elastic lace around the edges (black) must have become moist and folded over onto the red mesh part of the panty. This left several grey streaks along the fron! Aack! I'm not sure if this is because of the product I used or if you just have to be careful not to get these wet and then fold them onto themselves, but it's a major turn off for me either way.

I first washed these panties with black clothing on case they bled, hoping that the streaks would just wash off and it would all be behind me; that's not the case. I then decided to spray them down with my stain remover and re-wash them. This time it lightened a tiny bit but it is still very much there. Luckily you can only see it against light colors like my white girl skin.
Experience
I hate to give these 3 starts for such strange reasons, but I can't help but feel that for $6 a pair you can find a much better deal on sexy panties at the mall or elsewhere on Eden. The crotch liner itself is almost star dock worthy, but staining themselves is another problem altogether! The Lord knows us women don't need any help staining and ruining our own sexy panties, thank you very much!
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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    • All over body
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    • Genitals
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Comments
  • HouseWench
    Those are just fucking bizarre problems o_O You're awesome for taking the hit for us!
  • unfulfilled
    Thanks for the great review. I've had these on my wishlist ever since I saw them appear on here, but now I'm not so sure.
  • eroticmutt
    Great review, thank you! And good to know ahead of time the panties have issues with colors running.
  • Kendrir
    Thanks for the great review and shedding light on the weirdness of these
  • zwee75
    Thanks for the review! Steering clear...
  • zracer
    Great review
  • butterflygirlxo
    Great Review.
  • pixxie87
  • Alyxx
    Thank you for the warnings! WTF panties indeed.
  • FruityCloudPuff
    Your review is so informative, and fun to read! :]
  • True Pleasures
    I was considering these, since it would be pretty cheap for 3 pair, but I guess you get what you pay for. That's really weird about the liner not being in the right spot, and I'm definitely glad you mentioned the staining incident. They could be really cheaply dyed. I had a babydoll once that I wrapped a silicone toy in to keep safe during a move once, and it turned bits of the silicone purple.
  • Evol
    interesting
  • Leather & Lace
    Thanks for sharing!
  • Tbanda
    Thanks
  • bayosgirl
    Thanks
  • cgartman1989
    very disapointing
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