Mini dress discontinued
by Leg Avenue

One Size Fits . . . Someone? Not Me!

When I put this on it laughed at me and said, "Oh, you thought I was going to make you look like a classy, expensive hooker? Well, guess again! You'd be lucky to get twenty bucks in this getup!"
Saggy, ill-fitting fishnet does not an alluring outfit make.
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Pros
Would probably look awesome on a plus-sized woman, the g-string is cute and sexy.
Cons
Way too big for me to actually wear, even though I'm on the upper end of the suggested size range.
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review
This thing looks so hot in the picture, and even though I know pictures are always photoshopped and show models in the clothing I was expecting a bit more from this in the way of sexiness.

I am very tall - barely under 6 feet - and this was way too long to fit right no matter how much I tried to situate it. It's all one piece, with a fishnet halter dress that has a band of lace at the bottom and four lace "garters" joining the bottom of the dress to the lace tops of the stockings. Even with my long torso and long legs, there was way too much slack in between the dress and the stockings. The only way to have the "garter" bits lay flat was to have the stockings really low, and then they're like saggy fishnet knee socks, which is not the look I was going for.

I showed it to my partner and He just made a face that I'm going to interpret as "I love fishnet on her, but I don't love this! I'm having an existential crisis!"

Anyone shorter than me, especially if they're thin, will probably have a similar experience. If you're very tall and plus-sized, this may work, since it'll stretch in all directions and take up the slack. This would look stunning on someone who fills it out, which is great because there's such a lack of plus-sized lingerie. It just shouldn't be marked as it is, which is "one size, fits 90-160 lbs" - I'm at the upper end of that range, and I can't imagine someone smaller than me wearing this, much less someone who's 90 lbs.

For anyone interested, this is made in Taiwan of 100% nylon, and the package suggests hand washing.

One good thing about this is the fishnet g-string it comes with. Now that is sexy, and I'll be wearing it by itself, since it does fit well and looks hot.

I may try to salvage this by cutting off the garters and just having a net dress and another pair of stockings (I can always use more stockings!).
Two stars for this one, since it has potential, but no more than that since it didn't work for me!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Can be worn during intercourse
    • Can be worn under clothing
    • Plus-size
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Play party
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  • Contributor: Boyfriend
    thanks!
  • Contributor: Sangsara
    Great review thanx. Don't you hate it when this happens? I got a garter belt from leg avenue that was WAY too big and I'm 155 - totally didn't make sense .
  • Contributor: debo
    thank you for the review
  • Contributor: GONE!
    Great review!
  • Contributor: Kissy
    How strange. Thanks for the review!
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    Thanks for the review.
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  • Contributor: CindyH
    thanks for sharing sorry they are to big
  • Contributor: Michelle Conner
    nice review
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    Thanks for the review!
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    Thanks for the review!
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  • Contributor: Dixiemomma
    great review! fishnet hates me LOL have yet to find anything fishnet that was flattering
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    Thanks.
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