Something blue garter made me blue...

Not worth spending money on. Can literally find a better one at the dollar store. It was not even blue and feathers kept coming out.
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Pros
none
Cons
not blue, cheap looking, feathers kept falling out
Rating by reviewer:
1
somewhat useful review
Being a woman who loves weddings and everything that goes along with them, I was ecstatic to get the opportunity to review the Something Blue Sexy Garter. It arrived in packaging similar to that of expensive nylons and had a beautiful model on the front modeling the blue garter.


I took it out of the plastic container and was immediately disappointed. My something blue was an ugly shade of sea foam green! Not only was the color wrong, but the overall quality of the garter was disappointing. It looked cheap, the feathers attached to the bow were constantly falling out and the material had a similar feeling to fine sandpaper.


The fact that it was green irritates me the most. It wasn't even like a turquoise color that could be mistaken for a shade of blue. You would have to be color blind to think that the sea foam color was blue. In my opinion, the overall design of the garter was very pretty. I like the idea of simplicity; ruffle with a cute bow accented with a bit of fluff! Who wouldn't love that, right? If they got the color right, and made it with quality materials, I would definitely recommend it to people I know. At its current state, I wouldn't use it as a dog collar.


Overall, it isn't worth spending money on. If I order a Something B garter intended to be blue I don't want it coming in green. I am just happy I wasn't planning on using it in my wedding, or I would be severely angered. If you were considering purchasing this Something Blue Sexy Garter, please reconsider. I'd hate for you to be as disappointed as I was.



**I know that I am rambling, but reviews HAVE to be 300 words, and it is awfully hard to write 300 words on a garter that isn't worth 10.**
Follow-up commentary
I pulled this out of the back of my closet for this follow up, hoping my eye sight had changed and it was blue. *sigh* it wasn't. Still sea foam green. Back to the closet it goes!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Bridal gift
    • Gag gift
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Play party
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Scratchy material
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Thighs
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  • Contributor: Ryuson
    Thanks for the review! I actually really like Seafoam green, so that's not a big deal to me! I wish that it was better made!
  • Contributor: SaMiKaY
    You're welcome!

    Green is actually my favorite color, but I was expecting my Something Blue garter to be blue haha
  • Contributor: tigerkate
    Wow, seafoam green? Lol, when I first read that you were upset it wasn't blue, I looked at the product picture and thought "well, it clearly must be white then?"....but seafoam green, eh? Not pretty!!

    While you clearly were disappointed with this one, I felt your review could have had a bit more info on materials used, how you are intended to care (wash) it, etc.

    All the same, I'm not sure I would write much more about a seafoam green garter that would barely live long enough as a cat toy
  • Contributor: oopsy
    Great review! It's hard writing about things that are awful, and I think if you hated it this much and it was falling apart, it doesn't really matter how you planned to clean it! Sorry it didn't work out!
  • Contributor: wrmbreze
    Good review, Its hard to write a lot on something that you find yourself disappointed int.
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