Dirty cop - costume discontinued by Leg Avenue - review by Heartthrob

The Dirty Cop costume is a somewhat realistic, erotic version of authority. Slip it on and jump right into an erotic game of cops and robbers, traffic cop, or whatever you want. The kit includes a Dirty Cop dress, belt, plastic walkie talkie,neck tie, garters, and gloves.

I received the extra large size which is intended for women between sizes 16 and 18 with a bust that fits a c cup. I am a size 18 and am also a c cup and found this uniform to just barely fit. If you are over an 18, go a size up. In my case, it is difficult to button the buttons over my breasts, but that's not really a problem now is it?

Let's get into the costume. The dress is made from soft, lightweight, black polyester with brass buttons. A thin, aluminum, badge that says "City Police" adorns the right side and is not removable. Each side has a working top pocket to put your goodies in. Each front garter has its own set of handcuffs which is adorable and adds a little bit of bling. The garters work well at holding any type of leggings up. The top of the dress can be buttoned all the way for a professional look (so to speak) or let down a bit for a really sexy look. I think it looks really erotic to have my breasts hanging out. The skirt comes down to the very top of the butt. No hiding here! A soft vinyl belt wraps around the waist without belt loops. The belt can fit a waist size of 31 1/2-41 inches. If you're careful, the belt also makes a nice whip but don't use the buckle side. I had a real problem with the neck tie. It is supposed to be adjustable. The band which goes around the neck is a zipper which, in my case, is broken. I could not get the tie over my head so I broke the band and tied it myself. It was too tight and I could only wear it for a few minutes before it became irritating to me.The necktie will comfortably fit around a neck that is 13 inches. Next is the walkie talkie toy which is nothing more than molded, hollow, black plastic. The kit comes with a main walkie talkie which snaps onto the belt and another which is supposed to snap onto the top of the dress or a front pocket. Mine snapped so I ended up just tucking it into the pocket. Not sturdy at all. Cut off biker gloves help to bring the look together. The gloves are made from soft, breathable leather (synthetic) and are super comfortable. They should easily fit a hand that is up to 4 1/2 inches wide. Finally, the hat is constructed out of polyester and vinyl. It is rather floppy but sports a nice badge and is as adjustable as a baseball cap, therefore it should fit anyone.

The dress itself should be hand washed and put in the dryer to tumble dry. Everything else can be wiped down with a damp washcloth for cleaning. Store on a hanger or in a drawer. The kit comes with a handy plastic pouch with an attached hanger for storage.

This costume can be used two ways, with a partner and without a partner.

With a partner: Just putting this thing on makes me ready for sex. I came up to my bedroom door, knocked on it and told my partner that their were complaints from the neighbors about the noise he was making. Then I proceeded to push my way in and read him his rights. He had the right to do whatever I said. From there I showed him a little tush and told him exactly what he had to do to stay out of jail.

Alone: When I'm alone and want to play, using a couple toy does not phase me. I put this one on slowly and pretend that I'm getting ready for work. Then, I take out my favorite toys, pretend I've pulled someone over and let my fantasies run wild. Who says you can't have fun alone? I do!

You could also wear this to an erotic costume party if showing your tush is allowed. Just cover up when you're out and about.

Dirty Cop has given me loads of fun. Although my boyfriend had never played role play before this costume came out he's begun to enjoy it. The costume is as good as new and a wonderful bang for your buck.