7 function remote bullet - bullet vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Ajax

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49 Sensations

A very cute, fun toy that can be used anywhere and by anyone. It has tons of speeds and functions so you have lots of options to choose from. Easy to store and travel friendly.
7 functions, 7 speeds, waterproof.
Sometimes hard to tell if you changed the speed.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The 7 function remote bullet is a wireless bullet vibrator. The bullet vibe can be used vaginally and for clitoral stimulation. It's wireless remote and multiple functions make it great when used as a teaser also. This bullet is waterproof so you can use it anywhere you please!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Any couple
    • Sexually inexperienced/beginners
    • Couple foreplay/after climax play
    • Long / extended session
    • Teasing a partner
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bathtub
    • Dorm room/campus living

Material / Texture

The bullet and remote are both made of a hard plastic with a velvet-cote. I always expect plastic to be rather awkward feeling because it's so stiff but this is so soft and smooth to the touch, it's quite a pleasing feeling.

Design / Shape / Size

The bullet is rounded at both ends. It is about 3" long and 3 - 3/4" around. There is a little plastic cord attached to the bullet so that it can be easily removed when using internally. This toy is very small so it would be a great travel toy. The box says "slip into your panties" suggesting you could take it anywhere like that, but it is definitely to big for me to want to have it hanging out in my panties while I walked around. Maybe if it was used internally it would travel like that fine, but I think there are better toys for that. The remote has a little extend-able antenna at the top and is about as long as the bullet when the antenna is pushed in all the way in. There is a little light at the top that lights up every time you push a button and a small key chain slot built in at the bottom.

Functions / Performance / Controls

There are only four buttons on the remote, but this bullet has more options than any toy I have ever had. There is power button, a function button, and two buttons that control speed. (One to increase and one to decrease speed). There are 7 different functions. A low vibe, a high vibe and then 5 different buzz patterns. Not only are there 7 functions, there are 7 speeds. That's about 49 different combinations of vibrations you can have. Which is CRAZY! The vibrations are strongest right in the tip. For having so many speeds and functions I expected it to have a larger range of power and sound. I found all the settings to be rather noisy and I had a hard time differentiating between the different speeds. There were times when I wasn't sure it had changed at all, the only thing that made me sure was that you can hear it changing gears and there is a tiny red light on the remote that lights up every time you click it.

I haven't used this in the tub yet, but it is suppose to be waterproof.

Care and Maintenance

The 7 function bullet can be cleaned very easily by washing it under warm water and soap or by using a toy cleaner. It can be used with silicone and water based lube because it is made of plastic and can also be kept anywhere.


Everything came packaged in a Cal-Exotic box that had a picture of the toy and a fancy dressed up couple on the front. The picture on the box is the actual size of the toy. There was a little instruction paper inside that tells you how to insert the batteries. The bullet runs off of watch batteries (like many cal exotic toys do). It comes with 8 watch batteries and the bullet takes 4. The remote runs off of a different kind of battery. It is a little 27A 12V battery. They only provide one for the remote so I would take it out when not being used because it would be very easy for something to accidentally turn it on.


This is the cutest toy I've ever had. I love the little mini remote that I can hand off to the boyfriend.
I would have liked to have had greater options in the speeds. Not more options, but stronger changes in the options that are there. There is an obvious difference between the lowest and the highest speed, but it is such a discreet increase I didn't completely notice the changes. I think this toy would have been just as good with just 3 or 4 speed options. I used it both externally and internally and it was pleasing both ways. The vibrations do what they're meant to do, but it did take quite a while to get off. The teasing and the build up was rather nice though.
Follow-up commentary
I like this at first, but now I don't even take a second glance at it. It's just to bulky for me. Also, things would get sat on top of it in our toy box and then it would turn on and the batteries would die. Misplacing the remote kind of really sucks too(though that one's not the toys fault :P)
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  • Kayla
    You really got 49 sensations out of this? We got like...20 tops. Maybe yours is cooler. Good review.
  • Airen Wolf
    WOW 49??!!?? That is crazy! This looks like it might make a long car trip...say to Canada (grin) much more exciting!
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    Very nice review!
  • Sammi
    This is such a fun one
    Good review!
  • Shellz31
    DAMN - that's a lot of variety in one little toy.
    This is soooo cute - adding to my wishlist!

    Thanks for a good review
  • spiced
    Nice review! I have to take the battery out of my remote control egg (or reverse it) or it just doesn't last.
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