7 function remote bullet - bullet vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by ArmyWife Kira

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Would be way more fun...if it were consistent.

The 7 Function Remote Bullet is a cute idea it just doesn't work like it should 100% of the time. It isn't bad enough to make me want to toss it but frustrating. It's 7 functions are unlike anything I have experienced in a vibrating toy and are lots of fun. It's easy to clean and is waterproof. It does take watch batteries, and lots of them.
7 functions, multi-speed, velvet-cote, waterproof.
Watch batteries, inconsistent.
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extremely useful review


The 7 function remote bullet is a bullet vibe, hence the name. It is wireless so the remote controls the egg via a nifty little antenna. It also works with the antenna down if you want to be more discreet while holding it. The bullet vibe can be used vaginally and clitorally.

You can use it anywhere really....in the bedroom, in public, and even in the shower or bath, as it is waterproof! That is if you can get it to work how it should, but I will get into that in the function/control section.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Any couple
    • Club/public
    • Teasing a partner
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere

Material / Texture

The vibe is made of plastic with velvet-cote. It is hard but feels silky and soft to the touch. There is no texture. The 7 function remote bullet could be used by anyone. It did have a slight chemical smell to it that did transfer to my hands. It is phthalate-free.

Design / Shape / Size

The bullet itself is 3" long and 3 1/2" around. It is a little larger than most bullets I have experienced, because of this, I am not sure if you could use it clitorally in public without being very uncomfortable. Public use is best left for vaginal stimulation. It is still small enough to be discreet because there are no cords, which also makes it easier to store. It does have a loop on the end, that is very secure, that can be used to remove the bullet.

The remote has a loop on one end that you can use to put it on a key chain, although it would have been nice if it came with a metal loop to hook it easier.

Functions / Performance / Controls

Now to the part that matters most. The vibrations come from the end of the bullet. The wireless aspect is really neat but it doesn't work consistently. It isn't bad enough to make the bullet unusable but it does require a little more effort to get it to do what you want it to do.

There are 4 buttons on the remote; Power, function, plus, and minus. The power button is used to turn the bullet off and on (you have to be sure to push this to turn it off or else you will run down the batteries in the bullet, I learned this the hard way). The function button sorts through the 7 different functions.
Low buzz
High buzz
Very high fluttery buzz that goes down and up in intensity (this one sound very strange)
Fast pulse
3 pulses (bz-bz-bz) that grow in intensity

The plus and minus adjust the intensity. This is where we had the most problems getting it to work consistently. Sometimes we'd push the button and nothing would change. You would have to push it over and over to get it to change.

This bullet is fairly loud but if you have it inserted it would be hard to hear for anyone around in a public place. If you are using is externally you can not hear it behind a closed door. The higher the intensity the louder it gets.

The bullet has a rubber seal that stops water from getting inside. I have not yet used this in the water so I can't comment on that.

Care and Maintenance

The bullet is waterproof and made of plastic, making it super easy to clean. Just run it under warm water with some antibacterial soap and rinse, or use toy cleaner.

You can store this easily in a toy drawer, box, etc...as long as you keep the power button turned to off, you will not wear the batteries down while storing. If you are not planning on using it for awhile I recommend taking the batteries out all together.

The batteries are another negative for me. They take watch batteries which aren't readily available in my home. 1 12V and 4 watch batteries. They did provide 2 sets of 4 of the watch batteries but if you aren't careful, or if you use this bullet frequently, these will be gone quickly.

This bullet can be used with silicone and water based lubes.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • ......
    Very nice review!
  • Sammi
    Good review!
  • ArmyWife Kira
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    Thank You for the great review!
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