Secret teaser - clitoral stimulator by Cal Exotics - review by Destri

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A big let-down

This toy just kept shutting itself off when I tried to use it. I never could keep it going long enough to even work up a head of steam. It is difficult to get the batteries into and then it doesn't really work. Total let-down.
At this point, none!
Keeps shutting off when you try to use it
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I was really excited to get this toy. It seemed as if it would be lots of fun. In reality, not so much...

The toy comes in a clear plastic box. When opened, the box contains the toy, 6 watch batteries (3 for use now and 3 for later) and a very small slip of paper that is supposed to explain how you insert the batteries. The directions on this slip were very difficult to understand. It took me awhile to figure out that you must snap it apart, then remove the rubber shield to then find the battery compartment. It took a magnifying glass to look at the diagram inside the compartment to discover which way the batteries were to go in. A lot of time spent just to get this thing going!

The vibrations seemed to be pretty good when I tested it. Not as strong as I might have liked, but it seemed do-able. So, finally the time arrived to give this vibrator a whirl!

Man, what a let-down this turned out to be! As it turns out, this thing kept shutting off. At first, I thought it was something I was doing, like touching the off/on switch by accident, but no... it just kept shutting itself off. It was not the way the batteries were inserted, either.

So, I honestly have to say this thing was totally worthless to me. It may be cute, it may have a decent vibration while it is just sitting on a table, but if you can't use the darn thing on yourself, then it is a dud. I have no way of knowing if it is just this one and others would work, or if they all have this defect. But I urge you all to think twice before you buy one. Wait and see if some other people review it and if they had the same problems I did.
Follow-up commentary
I gave this a day in court, so to speak, and it just doesn't live up to what it says it will do. It was a real let-down in the beginning and it still is.
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  • Ratito
    Great review. Thank you!
  • tigerkate
    How big is the toy?
    What is it made out of? What kind of lubricant can I use with it?
    Does it have vibration patterns, or did it just break before you could even find out? Is it loud?

    Maybe you should return this one, it sounds defective
  • Destri
    It is very small. about 4 inches long. The lighter lavender part is plastic and that plastic is surrounded by a darker purple silicone 'sleeve' - that is the part you have to peel off to put in the batteries. It has 3 vibration levels, but even at the highest one it is not very powerful. It is very quiet, thus why I rated it at the lowest 'Bee' level in my review. I used water-soluble Astroglide on it.
  • Mr. Poopy Pants
    Thanks for the review!
  • kelaaa33wish
    Hope you like your next toy better. Thanks for the review.
  • Pleasure Piratess
    Eh, what a shame. Thanks for the review.
  • faust
    nice review
  • zz1aag
    Thanks for sharing!!
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