Secret teaser - clitoral vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by pirata

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Definitely Disappointing

If you are not shaped right, skip this toy. Seriously, don't even try. The silicone and quietness don't make up for the lack of function. If you are, it might work pretty well.
Awful shape
Too rigid
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
This toy sounds like a fantastic idea. I've been looking for a toy like this for a while. Unfortunately, this did not end my search. It's nice that this toy has a silicone sleeve, but the shape is just not working for me. It's intended use is to be something you can slip into your panties for some incognito fun. You could use it as a vibrator without your panties, but I would only recommend it for use on a penis this way. There is no smell or taste to this toy.

It is very rigid, absolutely no flexibility to it. To clean it, you have to remove the back cap and take off the sleeve. The sleeve is silicone, so cleaning is fairly simple. You can just wash it with warm water and soap. It is a bit of a lint magnet though. Silicone is a 10 on the safety scale, because it is non porous and can be sterilized. This means silicone based lube is not safe for the toy. The toys vibrations come in three speeds. They are pretty quiet, but not silent. The vibrations are stronger on the side opposite to the power button.

However, this toy just does not work for the way I'm shaped. It is just terrible. The curve is so specific and uncomfortable for my body. Unless your clitoris literally touches your panties, this probably won't work right for you. My outer labia hide everything, so this just vibrates on them which is not fun in any way. If you think you are shaped right for this, the vibrations are good and pretty quiet. If not, AVOID AT ALL COSTS! It is not worth buying if it won't fit your body, because it won't work for anything except maybe for use on a penis.
I tried slipping these in my panties and just got vibrated labia. It fit fine though it was a giant lump. When I tried pushing it against my clit, I ended up having to walk like a duck. Then I tried using it as just a vibrator, but it's just long and in the way. In the end, I tried it on my boyfriend's penis, and that was about the only way to make it useful. The only thing good thing about it is now I have six free watch batteries.
Follow-up commentary
Still trying to figure out how to get rid of this thing. The only redeeming feature was the free watch batteries.
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    • Can be worn under clothing
    • Masturbation
    • Teasing
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  • Missmarc
    Thank you for sharing
  • Sangsara
    weird thanx tho
  • Wicked Wahine
    " I have six free watch batteries." LMAO!! That's so sad for the toy, but certainly a funny as heck comment! It seems no one can quite get the design of one of these 'in the panty vibes' quite right, smh.
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