by Golden Triangle

A lil' purple pill with a different kind of high!!!

The Bionic Bullet has some very wonderful qualities that I feel everyone should have the right to experience. The controls of this product are easy enough to understand that the most unexperienced of players can use it. The vibrations of this little toy may not be intense but they are subtle enough that you can have the orgasm you need to get you to your next one or even to the next best thing which is the real thing.
Its a wonderful toy for couple or solo play
It has a great G-Spot design.
It takes batteries
Has a cord that doesn't get in the way but none the less it's a cord.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Bionic Bullet what can I say?

For starters this toy CANNOT be inserted anally!!! However you may use it around the anal opening for anal sensations.

This wonderful little purple pill (as I call it) is awesome!! When I first received it I looked at it and thought it wasn't going to be able to do anything for me, boy was I in for a surprise.

The Bionic Bullet is great for those afternoons where you just need a quick sexual pick me up, especially if you have to have a solo encounter.

This little toy is great for clitoral stimulation as well as inter-vaginal it offers great G-spot stimulation.

I am 100% positive that this would work well with couples, as well, and men although I write this from women's stand point I do believe that you can benefit from this toy as well as a great erogenous zone stimulator.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Sensory play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The Bionic Bullet is made from a hard plastic material. When I removed it from the package I noticed that there was no smell nor a taste (yes I cleaned it before hand).

I feel that the texture does not add stimulation factor.

The texture, I feel, is a very wise choice for those who are just starting to use toys as it just gets you past the idea that toys are for those who cannot achieve an orgasm the traditional way, what ever that is. I also feel that the most experienced of toy players can find this purple little pill to be extremely useful in or out of the bed.
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The design of the Bionic Bullet is very much dead on, for myself, it is shaped similar to an orange slice and maybe about as long as one so figure on about 1.5 to 2 inches.
The diameter of the bullet itself(at the thickest point) is about 1 inch.
The cord that attaches to the bullet from its little battery box is about 24 inches so you do have some room for play, just not a lot.
Seeing as the bullet is not waterproof I do suggest using condoms with it and a new condom with every partner if you are into that type of play.
The cord for the bullet is pretty well connected to the bullet itself and it is about the same thickness of headphone wire. The battery pack end was my main concern because the cord isn't attached to it. You have a jack like what is on the end of headphones to plug into the battery pack. All in all I do believe that you can tug on this cord for several miles before something may happen if at all.
The battery box itself is made of the same material as the bullet. It has a place on the top for the bullet to plug into and a switch for the 3 different settings low, medium and high. The box is about 2.5 inches tall it is about an inch wide and about an inch thick. Its very small and can be hidden pretty easily.
The toy takes 2AA batteries which are not included with your order unless you order them from the site.
    • Beginner
    • Ergonomic
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

The bullets controls are easy enough to operate just by sliding the switch up and down.

When you first receive the bullet and take it out of its package you will notice the cord. Even though I condemn cords on toys, and I don't really care for this one either, this cord is a little bit nice to have. Once you put the batteries in place and turn the toy on you will notice that the cord has a slight vibration to it that does come in kinda handy when the bullet is inserted because you can place the cord on your clit and get a little bit more pleasure out of the toy then you originally intended.

The vibrations are not that strong high is not going to numb your clit one bit. I personally feel that the high should honestly be the low and medium and high should be stronger. This goes to say that when I had the product on low I truly felt that it was off. I did feel a slight change between levels but not a huge difference.
I haven't had a problem with it sucking down batteries either, but that would really depend on the amount of usage as well.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Not enough variety

Care and Maintenance

Seeing as this toy is NOT a waterproof toy; I don't suggest that you submerge it in a sink full of water. I suggest a spritz of toy cleaner before and after each use; yes, before and after, even though it is made of hard plastic as it is still somewhat porous. I do, however, suggest that this toy be used with condoms to try and preserve the life of the toy.

For my little Purple Pill I went out and got a nice little silk satchel to store it in. That way if I want to throw it in my purse, on the go, I can, and no one would be the wiser because it looks like a makeup bag.

This toy is made of hard plastic, so I haven't noticed a problem with self lube being the only thing to use with this toy. If, however, you feel a lube would be best for you then I say go for it with your favorite lube of choice! Just don't go all crazy with it, remember this is not a waterproof toy.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


You can actually recycle it. Theres really no need to keep it unless you like that type of thing.
    • Minimal
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

This toy is very convenient for the 'women on the go' who doesn't really have the time to get down to the nitty gritty with someone of the opposite sex or for the women that just can't get enough the first time. Its a convenient toy for travel even if you decide to fly by plane.

I must say that I was a bit disappointed to find out that this toy was not a water proof toy and that it does have a cord.

Other then the 2 minor problems that I have about this toy I think it would be the perfect toy for the most technologically advanced person and even the not so smart can figure out how to use this toy. This toy is very user friendly.


I would like to rate this a 10 but certain things are holding me back from it such as: the cord, the fact that it takes batteries, and the fact that it is not waterproof. These few things hold me back from saying that this is the best toy I have ever received. So I am going to rate this toy at a 7, it does get the job done. I would like to see it have a little more vroom, not the clit numbing kind, but it could be more powerful and I would like to see it waterproof.

I do love the fact that it is a toy that I can throw in a bag and no one will know anything about it being there. It's great for those long days that seem like they are going to take forever and you need a pick me up half way through.
Follow-up commentary
This little thing has been my savior on many nights and more than a few days when I find myself home alone. I pair it up with my emerald stud and the sensation I get from the both of them is out of this world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Great review!!
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    Wonderful detail! Thanks!
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    Thanks for the review!
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    Thanks for the review. I think I might try this with my husband.
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    Thanks for the review!
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    Thanks for the excellent review.
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