Bullet discontinued
by Golden Triangle

Not So Bionic

The Bionic Bullet is a good little bullet with lots of potential. It needs to be a little stronger to become my favorite bullet but other than that it is almost perfect. I wish it came it different colors though.
Overall this toy disappointed me a little but not to the point that I threw it away like I have other toys. It's one of those hit and miss toys. Give it a shot!
Can be used solo or with partner(s), Great shape, non porous.
May not be strong enough for some, Not waterproof.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Bionic Bullet is designed for use on any erogenous zone. I prefer to use it for clitoral stimulation during sex/masturbation although you can also use it for whatever part of your body that gets your juices flowing. You can place it inside your vagina for G-spot stimulation, rub over your nipples, toes, belly, hind end (I don't recommend placing inside the anus for fear of it getting stuck), or use it as an aid in a sensual massage.

This toy will work for anyone that likes vibrations on their body. This toy can be used at whatever time you would like to. I prefer to use my toys during sex with my significant other, but I am not opposed to using them on my own.

This toy has a handheld remote attached with a substantially long cord and has three speeds of vibration, low, medium, and high.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Sensory play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body

Material / Texture

The Bionic bullet is made of plastic and is rated an 8 with Eden Fantasys in safety. It is smooth with a small small seam where it is put together and the safety features include: Food-grade material / Hypo-allergenic / Latex free / Phthalates free.

When I opened the package there was no smell at all and there is still no smell. It has no taste and is very smooth to the touch but has no give. It is made of plastic so it is a hard toy but not hard enough to cause any pain, just hard enough to give you the pleasure you seek. There isn't any texture to it, but it has a slight drag to it, so it's not as smooth as a glass toy. If you're looking for something with a lot of texture this toy is not for you. If you are going to insert this toy I would recommend using some water,oil, or silicone based lubricant.

This toy is non-porous so it is not necessary to use a condom with this toy because you can clean it with antibacterial soap and hot water or disinfect it by wiping down with isopropyl alcohol.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The dimensions are as follows:

Design / Shape / Size:
2 1/2"
0.2 lb

While holding it in my hand I notice that it is just slightly shorter than my pinky finger, but if it weren't bent it would be maybe a little longer than my pinky finger, and it is fatter than my thumb. This size actually worked really well for me, before I got this toy I was using a bullet that was slightly smaller in girth and it worked fine, but the size of this one worked a little better and with the bend it fit my anatomy much better. The shape of it is like a kidney bean, a long, larger, lavender kidney bean, that is about the simplest way to describe it.
    • Beginner
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

The Bionic Bullet has three speed settings: low, medium and high, and includes an off setting. They are easy to use and differentiate between one another so you don't have to look at the control as you change it. Unless you are holding the control and squeezing it while use there should be no problem with it changing speeds or being turned off on accident. The vibrations are very buzzy and pinpointed, but not as strong as some of the metal bullets I have owned and used. Because it's not as strong as I'm used to I had a hard time getting off with it. I always go straight for the high settings on all of my toys, but with this toy the high setting wasn't high enough for me. It felt good, but didn't get the job done.
The Bionic Bullet uses 2 AA batteries (not included).
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

This toy is really easy to care for. After each use you can just wipe it down with warm water and antibacterial soap or wipe down with isopropyl alcohol. If you're sharing this toy with someone your best bet is to use a condom with it, just in case, it's always the smart thing to do unless you KNOW that the person you're using it with is clean. You can also disinfect with 10% bleach and 90% water.
You can use water, oil, or silicone based lubricants with this toy. I didn't use any lube with it while I used it because I didn't insert it into me, although water based lube would be the easiest to clean off.

Personal comments

I would recommend this toy for a beginner although it would work for a seasoned toy user as well. This isn't a horrible toy, it's actually a pretty nifty little thing, but it just didn't cut it for me because it wasn't strong enough.


When I used this toy my old one had just broke. I am a little dependent on bullets for orgasms so I was SUPER happy when I got this one to review. My happiness slowly faded when I realized that this toy wasn't strong enough for me. It took FOREVER to get my rocks off and I'm not used to that and I don't like that at all. This is a good backup for me for when my other bullets quit on me, but it is not my go to toy.
Follow-up commentary
I still don't use this toy. I have other bullets that get the job done way faster and better. I'm not sure if it's the material or the shape I'm not used to. I would think neither would matter, but it just doesn't cut it.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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    Very detailed review---thanks for sharing!
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  • Contributor: link82
    Thanks for the helpful review. Wish it was waterproof!
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    great review! thanks!
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    You're welcome! I know @link82, waterproof toys are AWESOME!
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