Achy Breaky Heart

For a bullet, the only thing that really makes this one stand out is its cute heart pattern. I love it! Otherwise it is pretty standard. The vibrations go from moderate to very high making it good for a large range of sensitivities.
Cute heart patterns, good range of vibration levels, beginner friendly
A bit buzzy, LOUD, control pack is not waterproof, plastic feels cheap/brittle, vibration wavers
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


You might think that most bullets are the same in a certain price range. You might be surprised that there is a lot of differences in quality. For a bullet this price, there are a lot of better choices. This is more of a mediocre, middle of the road choice. It does have strong vibrations, is waterproof to a point, and has a dial control as good points. The heart pattern is unique and cute too. This bullet is best for clitoral stimulation and can also be inserted vaginally. Do not put this in your butt! You can use it for external stimulation however. Guys might enjoy the vibration as well. It can also be used between bodies.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Vaginal

Material / Texture

The Heart-on bullet gets its name from the pattern it has on its white plastic. There are dozens of small red hearts all over the bullet and control pack. The plastic is smooth, but it has that ever so slightly grainy texture that lower grade plastic is characteristic of (more on the control pack than the bullet though). Plastic is safe for the body by being non-porous, phthalates/latex free, hypo-allergenic, and food-grade. However, plastic cannot be sterilized so sharing is not a good idea without a condom (those are not fun to use with bullets). It has no taste and had a very faint plastic smell at first. This went away with the first washing.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The bullet is pretty standard in size and shape for an egg bullet. It is 2 1/4" long, 1 1/8" in diameter, and a little smaller than 3" in circumference. It is too big to fit in most toys that require bullets, but it is a good size for fitting between bodies, clitoral stimulation, and vaginal insertion.

At the base of the bullet there is a rubber washer where the cord comes out from. This not only secures the cord a bit better, but it also makes the bullet waterproof. The cord is nothing special and is 23 1/2" long which is a good length for solo play. Depending on what you are doing with your partner, it might be a little short for some situations. It comes tied with a white twist-tie.

The controls are on the battery pack which has the same heart pattern. It is small enough to fit nicely in the palm of a hand. The power is controlled by spinning turn dial that is mounted on the control pack.
The dial has a divot in it that makes it easier to push with a thumb or finger. There is also a red indicator light that glows when the power is on. It increases when you turn the power up. There are no set levels of power.

The control pack is NOT waterproof. The battery cover feels flimsy and easy to break. You open it by pushing in one direction. This is where two AA batteries get inserted. The entry point for the cord does not have the same waterproof washer that the bullet has.

This bullet is super cute making it not discreet. The heart pattern would likely draw attention, and the shape and design are too classic to go unnoticed. It is good for travel because it is fairly small.
    • Beginner
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

Like I stated previously, the vibrator does not have set speeds. The dial allows you to be on any level between the starting medium vibration (not terribly loud) to the intense vibration which rattles quite a bit. The vibrations are a bit buzzy, but I feel there is a level for most anyone. This isn't good for roommate quarters though. The middle and high levels can be heard through a door. Internally it is not as loud. The highest level of vibration is too much for me. I prefer to stay in the middle range for clitoral play.

To use this internally, even though it is waterproof, I would place it in a condom. You don't want to pull on the cord to remove this, so you will be saving the cord if you are pulling on a condom to remove it instead. The bullet does not fill obviously, but the vibrations are deep and penetrating. I'm not big on using bullets this way. I prefer to use it on my clit and nipples. My partner likes it under his penis too (but not on the head). I did notice that the vibrations seemed to waver a bit. This indicated to me that the construction is lower quality. It didn't affect me finishing, but it is still something I noticed.

While the bullet is waterproof, the control pack is not. Do not attempt to submerge it entirely. It can't be used in a shower either. I treat this bullet as if it were splash proof.
    • Easy to use
    • Not very discreet
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

Keeping the control pack in mind, make sure it doesn't fall off your counter into your sink while washing the bullet. I would use a damp wash cloth to avoid this potential situation. A toy spray works well too. The bullet can be used with any kind of lubricant and doesn't need to be kept away from other materials when storing.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The packaging is a simple, plastic clam shell. It is not discreet because it shows the toy through the plastic. The front says "Pleasure Bullet" and has a picture of a half naked woman. The back shows some other bullet products from the company and has a little bit of warning information.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable
Follow-up commentary
Not being a huge fan of this bullet, especially compared to others I own, I ditched it. It was too cheap to be a go-to toy and not worth keeping around. I still recommend it if you are on a budget or want gag gifts for something. But for a few bucks more, you can find a lot better.
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  • Contributor: ~LaUr3n~
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    Thanks for the review!
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    Wonderfully thorough review! Thanks so much for sharing!
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