Tera Patrick's super charged magnum - probe by Cal Exotics - review by Epiphora

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Alas, I have been with a better bullet

This is a great multi-purpose, amped-up bullet, with an interesting shape that will appeal to some people. The vibrations are strong and the vibration patterns are enjoyable. But ultimately, the magnum reminded me how much I love the pointed tip on my Xtreme pack G-spot bullet.
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Pros:
Powerful, easily unplugged and re-purposed adapter, large and interesting shape.
Cons:
Loud, finish rubs off, no off button.
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review
I know packaging doesn't matter, but sometimes I just can't ignore the hilarity of it. Check out this piece of advertising genius, from the front of the package of Tera Patrick's super charged magnum|Tera Patrick's super charged magnum: Tera Patrick is wearing a blindingly blue metallic dress to match the toy, and holding a black and white checkered flag (get it, because this thing is just so power-packed?).

I'm not surprised. This is the sort of packaging I've come to expect from California Exotic—somewhat sleazy, usually tacky, and littered with promises in intense fonts. I mean seriously, the words "Super Charged" are in a nu-metal band font with fire rising from them.

So alright, I've been reeled in. Now that I know the vibration patterns are "high octane," I'm raring to go.

But first, you must understand that I've been hopelessly in love with my Xtreme pack G-spot bullet|Xtreme pack g-spot bullet for months now. Could any bullet top that one? Well, the magnum boasts ten speeds and five vibration patterns—the G-spot bullet only has five speeds. The magnum also takes four AAAs, and that usually equals power.

The appearance of the magnum, I must admit, doesn't exactly get me in the mood. Shiny finish just screams "cheap!" to me, and as I suspected, it wears off. There is already a little spot that is silvery.

Two things about the battery pack are cute: first, the buttons are hearts. Second, the modes are listed by roman numerals (being an English major, I like to utilize roman numerals whenever possible to make myself look sophisticated). But cuteness is different from functionality. I found the long length of the pack awkward, the buttons difficult to push, and the lights tricky to interpret from many angles. I really have to hold the pack up toward my eyes to know which level I'm on, and even then, the lights are not precise. When I turn the toy on, for instance, the vibration level light seems to correspond with level number two.

I do applaud the fact that this bullet plugs into a jack on the battery pack. It makes for much easier cleaning of the bullet. A very small (but appreciated) detail is that the place where the cord connects to the bullet is surrounded by a ring, so it makes me even less nervous to clean it with water.

Now, the bullet itself. I'm not too hot on toys that try to be penises, but I understand what this one is trying to do. This is one of the longest, biggest bullets I've seen, and I believe it is intended to be both a clitoral stimulator and an insertable shaft. The "head" does provide a bit of extra stimulation when inserted, and the length is quite impressive for a bullet.

Being made of plastic, this toy transmits vibration very well. The first couple of vibration levels are... how do I say this?—useless. But the rest of the levels progress nicely and end with a quite strong (and loud) tenth level. I would estimate that the magnum's seventh level is equal to the G-spot bullet's highest level, in intensity.

Since euphemisms like "tease" and "ecstasy" don't exactly tell you much, here's my interpretation of the five available vibration patterns: I. steady vibration, II. escalation, III. pulsation, IV. faster pulsation, V. escalating and de-escalating pulsation. All of the vibration patterns (with the exception of II., which seems stuck at the highest level) can be adjusted in intensity. Sadly, one of the patterns that I really enjoy from my G-spot bullet (steady vibration followed by pulsation) is absent.

I enjoy using the magnum and have no issues with its performance, but here's what it comes down to: using the magnum on my clit really only makes me yearn for the direct vibration that my G-spot bullet offers. I absolutely adore the G-spot bullet's pointed tip, so having a bullet with a wider head didn't do it for me. This is the main reason I will continue to use the G-spot bullet, and likely only use the magnum for penetration.

I really need to come up with a nickname for the G-spot bullet. I have a feeling I'm going to be comparing it to a lot of other toys in the future.
Experience
Seeing as both the Xtreme pack G-spot bullet and Tera Patrick's super charged magnum both have adapters that plug into their battery packs, I couldn't help but wonder if the bullets could be interchangeable. Consequently, being the nerd that I am, one of the first things I did was plug the G-spot bullet into the magnum's battery pack. Voila! It worked like a dream.

Now if I want to make use of the couple of last vibration levels that the magnum's pack offers, I can experience them with my love, the G-spot bullet. Or, if the G-spot bullet ever dies on me, I can still use the bullet with the magnum's battery pack. Thank you, technology.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • I like a good roman numeral myself, but on that shiny finish everything just looks tacky. Excellent review!
  • Dame Demi
    What an awesome idea about switching the battery packs!  This one's going on my wish list for that reason alone!  Thanks!
  • Oggins
    I thought the blue color was pretty....maybe a little tacky.  Too bad it wears off quickly.  I love the xtreme g-spot bullet too and would find it very difficult to love another as much.  Great idea on the battery packs!
  • Jimbo Jones
    Being able to switch battery packs is pretty cool. I just bought a vibe recently that is supposed to be able to do that. I'll have to get another vibe though to test it out. Thanks for the idea and the review.
  • lezergirl
    nice review and suggestion!
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