Remote control vibrating panties - vibrating panty by Pipedream - review by Trysexual

Let me just say, I have always wanted one of these remote control vibrating panties! They seem like so much fun, but the price point was always kinda high. So when I got an email from the EF Admin with an assignment for one, I was ecstatic. Maybe not as ecstatic as my GF will be when I surprise her with it, but this is an one assignment I am really looking forward to doing.

The idea is that the woman wears the panty with a vibrator in the crotch, and her partner gets to control the action when he chooses to do so. This can be fun when going out in public at a romantic dinner, a club, the movies, or maybe even out shopping. The sky is the limit. Of course, you could do it solo too, but that wouldn't be nearly as fun, and you know how us guys like to hog the remote controls! Am I right, ladies?

The main goal, of course, is stimulating the clitoris and surrounding area. This can lead to a long night of teasing foreplay or having to maintain one's composure while orgasming in public...sounds juicy! Alternatively, you could insert it in the vagina if you prefer internal vibes to external.

The bullet vibrator & remote are made of plastic, which is an 8 on the EF safety scale. Plastic is food-grade material, hypo-allergenic, latex free and phthalates free.

The lace, stretchy, low-rise black thong panty is made of Polyester and Spandex. It has a little pocket to fit the bullet in it and keep it near the clit. I'd guess it fits a woman up to about size 7 if I had to guess. I noticed on Pipedream's website that there is a version in plus size too, but I'm not sure if EF will carry it or not.

The remote is powered by 2 AAA batteries, and the bullet is powered by 3 LR44 batteries. The total weight is about 2.5oz.

The bullet is modern and minimalist looking in classy matte black, with a grey string at one end for easy removal from the vagina or panty pocket. The bullet is a good size for its intended purpose and is easy to hide. You could definitely travel with it as well, but you might want to remove the batteries if you are checking the luggage. This could be a fun way to join the Mile High Club, but of course not during take off and landing, as to not interfere with the aviation signals. You might not want to wear it through a metal detector or x-ray machine either, for risk of a strip search.

The remote is ergonomic in shape and simple to use. I was relieved that it was on the smaller side. The stock photos made it appear larger than expected. I was worried it might only fit in a coat pocket, but now that I have handled it, I'd say it can fit easily in a pair of jeans.

The vibrator is remote controlled. The bullet has a loop string on it, which I presume is in case the woman would like to insert the vibrator rather than wear it in the panty. I guess it makes for easy removal from the crotch pocket, too.

The control has 2 push buttons: one for power on/off, and one to change vibration patterns & intensity.

There are 20 different settings and patterns, so you should be able to keep her on her toes while wearing this out and not get bored too quickly. The controls are simple and easy to use. I think 20 different functions are a bit more than necessary, since you would have to cycle through them all to get back to one you want, which might not be ideal in a public setting.

The vibrator is powerful and buzzy, but at the expense of being a tad loud. It's not too bad in a private setting or a loud night club, but too loud, I think, for using at a quiet restaurant. The packaging claims to be "whisper quiet", but I think it's fair to say that is a stretch. You can probably get away with it discreetly if you inserted it or kept your thighs closely squeezed together. That's the only real disappointment for me.

Last but not least, this thing has an impressive range. It easily reaches 30 ft if not more, so there is no problem if someone was in the next room or even upstairs if you want to tease them remotely.

I think one improvement could be having separate intensity and pattern controls. This way, you could keep the volume down in quiet public settings and not have such a surprising jolt of buzz suddenly (though that can be fun, too).

The bullet is plastic and can be washed with soap and water. The panty can be thrown in the laundry with your other lingerie or hand washed in a sink. It's always a good idea to store toys without the batteries in them to preserve the life of the battery, but I for one am guilty of not doing this most of the time.

You could store this in a drawer, a pouch, baggie, as well as the original box, though that is not the most practical solution, really. The box is recyclable.

The packaging is inspired by 50 Shades of Grey, obviously, and is not discreet, but it looks classy with a black/white/grey photo of a woman wearing the panties, with an inset of the included hardware. It is recyclable cardboard and you could use it for storage if you really wanted to, but it would take up extra space.

The toy itself is mostly black with some grey highlights. Sadly, there were no instructions included.

The first time I tried this out in my GF's pants, she was jumping, squirming, and giggling while commenting on how powerful the bullet was. I'm sure the anticipation and surprise on/off had much to do with it as well. I was hoping to take this on our next dinner date, but I fear it might be a bit loud in most public places with anyone being too close.

This is definitely the kind of toy that both parties can enjoy using wherever they choose. The vibe should be powerful enough to get off most ladies. The vibes are buzzy, but not really rumbly, for those who discriminate.