Basix jelly egg - sex toy by Pipedream - review by MizzMistress

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Basix Jelly Egg... Not worth it!

This toy completely disappointed me, it was a waste of money. I should have saved up and bought a slightly more costly toy.
Cheaply Made, Loud,
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


I simply don't know where to begin with this toy.. It has many faults, upon first use, I noticed the remote wasn't operating correctly, some of the speed settings on the wheel wouldn't send a signal to the bullet to vibrate, Later on I had noticed that when the wire was bent in certain ways, it would completely shut off!

The jelly cover on the bullet ripped easily, Also its VERY DIFFICULT to clean! There was enough of a gap in the jelly cover around the wire that water actually sneaked inside, damaging the bullet! I had to throw it away because it stopped working completely. It was just a poorly created excuse for a vibrator. The vibrations were weak, and if you turned it to full-blast it was very noisy! The vibrations kind of numbed my lips from the fast speeds. Not pleasurable at all. Just discomfort until the irritation went away.

This SAYS it is waterproof but it isn't! As I mentioned previously, The jelly cover has flaws, it lets water in to the bullet, and the remote had cracks in it that water would definitely seep into.

This isn't even beginner-quality toy.. its just utter crap! Don't waste your money.

Material / Texture

This Basix Jelly Egg is composed of a cheap, thin jelly cover on an aluminum(?) bullet. A plastic coated wire leading to a cheap hard plastic remote.

The wiring was weak, bend it and it stops working, straighten it out, and it works again.

The jelly coating never kept water out of the bullet, and ripped within a few days of use.

Design / Shape / Size

The design of the Basix Jelly egg was alright. But the execution and quality is less than poor! The size of the egg is standard, the wire could definitely be longer, its not easy to hide because everything sticks to the bullet.

Its not very discreet because of the noise level it produces, it can be very loud and if its touching something it is obnoxiously noisy!

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrations are throughout the bullet which is nice. The layout of the controls is simple and easy to use, a scroll wheel to increase or decrease vibration levels.

Its noisy on even the lowest setting, and obnoxiously loud on the highest vibration setting.

This toy says it is waterproof but it is not whatsoever. The remote is poorly constructed and has no waterproof gaskets that most waterproofed toys have.

Care and Maintenance

It has been a pain to clean this toy due to the previously stated "waterproof" issues.

When I had attempted to clean the egg/bullet the jelly started to tear and water ended up getting inside of the bullet, causing me to discard the entire toy.

The water rendered it completely useless.
Follow-up commentary
Completely trashed this toy after it broke due to water damage. The egg is a great design, but there are still many flaws in the production. Such a shame it wasn't made better.
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  • Sunshineamine
    Thanks for the review. What a shame that this was so terrible. I know definitely not to pick this one up.
  • K101
    Wow! This sounds like a major fail! Sounds like it was just a pain to even use. Sorry you had to deal with such a frustrating... piece of crap? Lol. I thought it looked decent, but I'm glad you mentioned all the flaws. There's no excuse for creating such poor toys. Really, this sounds bad! Thanks for the details on the flaws. I'll certainly stay away from this one!
  • susansmith2012
    thanks for the review!
  • SparklyGlitter
    great review
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    Thank you for sharing!
  • damnbul12
    Thank you for the review.
  • nosrslylol
    Thanks for your review, sorry to hear this was crap.
  • nosrslylol
    Thanks for your review, sorry to hear this was crap.
  • xOhxSoxScandalousx
    Great review! Sorry you didn't like it.
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    Nice review!
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    thanks for the review!
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    thanks for the review!
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