Chocolates egg and controller - egg vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by LadySh3

Best Thing Ever!

I love how you see this and think it will do so little, but this egg packs a powerful punch. It has a nice stair step change of speed option. You can do more than just go from low to high, you can go from high to low. It's SO on point with that. The peeling paint is a no-no.
The speeds and controls are amazing
The material is too hard and rigid
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review


I love using this while lying in the bed or even in the shower. This works for someone who loves clitoral or inner vaginal stimulation and also is fun for couples. Looks can be deceiving when it comes to this product.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Kegels

Material / Texture

I didn't like how it's so hard. It looks like a plastic Easter egg. I wish it had a softer textured material. Because of its hardness, if you drop it in the tub it gets quite loud. For beginners it's fine for minor stimulation. For advanced users it's a little limited for me. Though it is supposed to be waterproof, the paint started to come off of the remote after about three uses.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

With the shape I was kind of thrown off on how to use it, but it works for insertion in the vagina. For anal, I recommend a good lube. The size is great for beginners, especially those who want to work on kegels while also getting vibration stimulation. It's easy to hide or travel with if you keep the box or have a small carrying case. It is discreet until it hits something hard.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

I was very surprised by how high the speeds go. The entire egg vibrates at the same speed. The remote is a little big. I think it would be better if it used AAA batteries. I love how as the batteries die it doesn't completely die, you just lose the ability to use higher speeds. For example, speed 4 only feels like speed 3, speed 3 then feels like speed 2 and so forth until it just doesn't turn on at all. It's not 100% quiet, but if you're across a room with someone using it you can't hear it. It performs well in the water, but I don't like how the paint pulls off so quickly.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Not enough variety

Care and Maintenance

It's easy to wipe off and clean, and I store it in the box that it came it. I've only used it with the Doc Johnson Mood "Tingling" Lube and it works just fine.
    • Easy to clean
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  • PropertyOfPotter
    What size is this? What batteries does it take? What does the package look like? Which lubes are compatable with it? How can it be cleaned? Thanks for the review!
  • TheSinDoll
    I wouldn't recommend this for anal. The chord might come loose and that's a trip to the ER that no one wants to make.
  • LadySh3
    It uses AA batteries. It's literally the size of a medium/large egg. I clean mine with a peroxide spray
  • krystalmarie
    thanks for the review
  • Alyona
    Thanks for the revie
  • Lioncub
    Thanks for the review
  • KinkyNicki92
    Thanks for the review
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  • Apirka
    Thanks for sharing
  • richsam
    Thanks for the review
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