Chocolates egg and controller - sex toy by Doc Johnson - review by Nina

Chocolates egg and controller sex toy review

The Chocolate Vibrating Egg and Controller carries strong vibes. It's is well-built and attractive. Unfortunately it can also be quite loud.
Remote, long cord, multiple settings, pleasing to the eye, strong vibes.
Loud, not much variety in vibration settings.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
The Chocolate Vibrating Egg|Chocolates egg and controller was my first romp with a vibrating egg. Overall, I was quite pleased, but my pleasure wasn’t without its qualifications.

This one is has a lovely shiny finish, with the egg attached to a remote by a long wire. I really like this setup: once I had the egg where I wanted it, my hands were left free to attend to other areas. The wire was a good length too (a disclaimer: I used it solo, so I don’t know if it would be sufficient for couple-play). I tried using the egg on multiple parts of my body, but I liked it best on my clit – it didn’t do much for me in other places.

The remote is a good size. I’ve tried a few vibrators with multiple speed settings and have often experienced problems with the speed changing or the vibe turning off completely. Not so with the chocolate! The vibrations stay where you want them to – a big plus for me. Based on the other models of vibrating eggs I’ve looked at, I’d say that this egg is on the larger side. The vibrations therefore aren’t concentrated only on the clit – they also diffuse throughout the vaginal lips (and thighs, if you’re positioned that way). Personally, I liked this sensation – it gave me a little something extra. The downside of the larger egg is that positioning it can take some getting used to, but I wouldn’t consider that a real drawback.

The vibrations themselves are pretty strong, although the upper speeds don’t vary that much. The first setting is low, but the rest are quite strong. I found it hard to differentiate between the top two settings. The vibration intensities seemed the same – the only change seemed to be in sound.

Which brings me to my major complaint about the chocolate. It’s loud. When I first got the toy, I lived in a house several roommates – and very thin walls. I am fairly certain my roommates could hear me test driving it. If you live in a place where sound isn’t an issue, than I would highly recommend the Chocolate Vibrating Egg. Those concerned with noise, however, should consider the sound factor. When I knew I had the place to myself, I quite enjoyed myself with it. When I was aware of the possibility of being heard, not so much. In the end, despite its other pluses, the noise proved too big of a distraction. I won’t really use the chocolate regularly, due to my living situation, but I will continue to enjoy it when I get my alone time.
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  • Cock Wrangler
    How is cleaning with that seam in the middle? Also, have you noticed any wear on the high-shine finish?
  • CookieMonster
    Most of my bullets have seams and cleaning has never been a problem. The well made ones are usually so tightly put together that nothing can really get in it. I do pay attention and check them when I clean just to be safe. I'm really glad you did a verified review on this one because I had been eying this bullet and a high noise level toy wouldn't be in my best interest either. Great review.
  • Nina
    Hi CW,

    I never had a problem with cleaning the seam in the middle (I used cleaner and hot water - because of the wire setup I didn't want to boil this one. And no, no wear on the finish (yet). It's proved pretty durable, but then, I'm not using it all that regularly (due to issues with the noise).
  • Dame Demi
    I don't need a new vibrating egg, but the colors on this one just tempt me soooo much!  It's so unusual!  Luckily, the noise factor isn't an issue for me (except occasionally making the dog bark), so I might give this a try.
  • Jimbo Jones
    I would worry about that color/finish wearing off as well. Hopefully it will hold up well for you long term. Thanks for the review.
  • Epiphora
    The finish is interesting, but I've heard about that type of finish flaking off, so it freaks me out. Update us later on and let us know if it wears down.
  • Nashville
    Did you use this externally only?
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  • Daniel & Brittany
    Excellent Job
  • Glac
    good review, thanks
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    Thanks for the review.
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    thank you
  • Michelle Conner
    nice review
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    Thanks for the revie
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    thanks for the review!
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