Big Waves of Disappointment

I was excited to try the Passion Wave Butterfly! I love butterfly dual action vibes. It came in a box showing all the exciting functions it had, but I tried it a few times and it was not exciting at all.

First, it’s a big vibe, it weighs a good pound and I liked the heft. I loaded it up with four AA batteries; more juice is better, right? I learned, not always. The Passion Wave butterfly is made of TPR, which is better than jelly but not the gold standard. It's attractive and it’s thick. Watching the waves undulate was really interesting, but it kind of made a weird clicky sound. It is not, however, a really noisy toy. It’s not like Black and Decker is coming through the walls to your neighbor's apartment.

It took a lot of lube (water-based) to insert. The circumference is 5 and a half inches, or an inch and three quarters thick, it’s chubby! (I'm not a big gal, and it made me feel ‘stuffed’). It’s not at all flexible. It’s too long and too straight to hit the G-spot. When I turned it on it had a pleasant waving motion, like it was giving my sugar walls a rub down. The toy also heats up a bit fast internally. It does not have a rotating or thrusting motion, just undulation.

The clit stimulator does not reach the mark. It vibrates the mons, but was not the hitting the clit. I felt frustrated and had pelvic congestion. It was like taking a really slow bus and wondering if I was "ever gonna get there". In fact I have gotten there faster in the back of an idling bus, in the slow gridlock of Honolulu traffic (adds a new meaning to "I came by bus").

It’s an awkward toy. It’s not as fun as it looks. It’s a toy you can mindlessly use while watching the news. A very ho hum hum hum experience.