Bite the Bullet-Not Literally

Sign up for the Eden Newsletter, and grab this free bullet! I'm not going to lie...originally I didn't want to pay shipping and thought it wasn't worth putting in my cart and waiting for my next order. A toy that's $9.99 can't possibly be that great, right? Wrong. I'm glad I changed my mind, and I would gladly buy this toy if I had to.
-Multiple uses.
-4 Vrooms.
-Cord withstands more than you think.
-Not the best unisex option.
-It's not waterproof.
-Fingers get a little numb.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
Let's not review too seriously about this bullet, okay? It's free, and it's pretty awesome. It's like a George Clooney on a sexiest men list. Everyone has seen him, so there's really not that thrill that you get with a flashier version. He's not exotic, he's been around for awhile, and basically every woman (in Hollywood) has slept with him. Yet, he's still pretty smokin' hot, and you can't help but to be impressed by his longevity in the market. That's the Eden bullet: maybe a little overrated, but also classic and still sexy.

Some of the frowny stuff:

It's not waterproof.

It's not anal safe.

It has a variety of intensities but not different pulses or patterns. Some of the intensities will numb your fingers a bit if you're using this for clitoral or nipple stimulation.

It only comes in purple.

The Eden Fantasys logo is really quite classy taking up half the front of the controller (note the sarcasm). At least Eden isn't alone in this. *cough* Doc Johnson *cough*

It isn't the best unisex toy.

Now, I know some will tell me that this is an awesome unisex toy because it can be used on nipples, vibrate your balls off like putting a bumble ball in your lap, etc. However, if it's not safe for anal penetration, it isn't the best unisex toy option in my opinion. There are plenty of vibrators that can stimulate your nipples and other erogenous zones while also being anal safe.

Some of the O-face/smiley stuff:

4 Vrooms. It's pretty fantastic even at lower intensity.

This cord does withstand some tugging (this is where I get the shocked face from the proper toy nurturers), and the sensation feels awesome! Btw, it's a free toy, so heaven forbid that it actually does break or quit working, I'm not going to put it in a shoebox and bury it in the back yard.

2 AA batteries required (not included), and probably readily available in many of your household items or kids' toys (that sing along microphone was killing me on the inside anyway). There is even a nifty piece of paper in the battery compartment that shows you how to insert your batteries.

The battery compartment flips up, but it doesn't detach. I don't know why I like this...I've never lost part of a toy before.

Some other stuff that they encourage me to talk about:

It's plastic. Use rubbing alcohol, water and antibacterial soap, or maybe wipes to clean it. Basically, you should just have to clean the bullet and maybe part of the cord unless you tend to make an irrationally large mess. Water, oil, or silicone lubricants can be used, but this bullet is not waterproof! This means that I probably would use the lubricant that would come off the most easily with the wipes or rubbing alcohol. It's not porous, but for the price, I wouldn't share this toy. Just spend the extra $10 and buy another or have your partner sign up for the email, and it just costs shipping. I'm not sure that I feel great about wiping it down with rubbing alcohol and sharing it, which was mentioned in another review. That's just my own opinion.

I left the cord bundled up, and I still found that it was lengthy enough for my partner to use it with me. I'd imagine that it is plenty long if you wish to place the controller somewhere and use it one handed. The roller dial is on the side of the controller, and that's easily operated with one hand as well, though I haven't figured out how to change the intensity while also holding the bullet without using both hands. Therefore, you have to pick a setting for solo play. Thank goodness my exes still answer to "Come play with me?" texts.
The ex (let's call him W.)says that the bullet when inserted into the vagina does not vibrate your face during oral sex. Solid bonus right there...unless you have a face vibrating fetish. Sorry about that.

I especially like this bullet with partner play because W. would change up the intensity and even stop the vibrations every time I would get close to orgasming. This eventually made for a roller coaster like orgasm. I was tempted to leave the bullet inside of me during sex, but W. is rather large. I'd love to hear if others give that a try.

Finally, W. is pretty good at understanding where my G-spot is. I'm not saying he stimulates it often, but he can find it. He took the bullet in his fingers and rubbed my G-spot back and forth with it, putting pressure up. If your partner can't find your G-spot, there are YouTube "how to" videos, and some of them are pretty scientific and non-pornographic (unless you're looking for that type of video). I'd say it's worth the sensation for sure.
Follow-up commentary
It was a freebie, which usually means live fast and die young. However, this bullet is still working and is actually my preferred bullet. I haven't noticed any overheating issues, haven't had any cleaning issues, and the cord is still fine after quite a bit of tugging. The silver coating on the bullet may be a little worse for wear due to storing this with a variety of other toys, but that's the only complaint I can give.

I see that this is no longer the free item when signing up for Eden's newsletter, but I also see it coming through in promotions. For $10, it's a steal even if bought at full price. I don't normally buy bullets, but I would buy this one if my current broke down.
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My Multispeed basic vibrating bullet tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
    • Nipples
  • Contributor: Loriandhubby
    great review thank you so much
  • Contributor: sunkissedJess
    I really enjoyed reading this review. I have this bullet and really like it too. Thanks for sharing
  • Contributor: TheSinDoll
    Really good job!
  • Contributor: CindyH
    nice review thanks
  • Contributor: TheirPet
    Thanks for your great review!
  • Contributor: Missmarc
    Great review, thank you!
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  • Contributor: Trysexual
    Great..thank you
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