Bnaughty deluxe - sex toy by B Swish - review by God is a Woman

The Bnaughty Deluxe is a first for me. It's my first ever bullet, and it's my first official assignment from Eden Fantasy. I was very excited to try this when I first saw it on the front page. The Bnaughty deluxe is made by Bswish which is based in Los Angeles. The Bnaughty Deluxe is a waterproof massaging bullet that has 7 different 'speeds' or patterns, whatever you want to call them.

When I got this in the mail, the packaging was aesthetically pleasing to me. It's a medium sized box, the design of which seems very chic to me. Opening it up, Bnaughty Deluxe came encased in plastic to keep it from sliding around, and it's own cloth pull-string pouch. Ripping it excitedly from the plastic, I put in the un-included AAA batteries, and turned it on to see how noisy it was. I was pleased to hear how quiet it was. I'm gonna run through the 7 patterns, and their noise levels.

When you hit the power button, both the speed and power button light up. Nothing happens as far as vibration goes until you hit the top button. That is when it switches into it's 'first gear'. The first level is a very quiet hum, with a low vibration. The buttons stay lit up constantly.

Hitting the 'speed' button once more takes you up to a louder hum, still pretty discreet. The vibration is more powerful as well at probably medium, a good teaser level. Buttons still stay lit up.

The third speed is a rather loud hum, probably about as loud as an electric toothbrush. These vibrations are high, and this is my favorite speed, it gets me all riled up. Buttons are lit up at this stage.

The fourth speed is actually a pattern that slowly pulses from barely there vibrations, to the second 'medium' speed vibration, then starts over again. This is when the buttons backlighting pulses in time with the vibrations.

The fifth is a pulse vibration of about the third 'high' speed. It's steady on and off. Button backlighting pulses with the vibrations.

The Sixth is a faster version of the fifth, but with the same 'power'. Button backlight pulses faster.

Finally the seventh is a 'Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzzzzzzzzzz. Buzz buzz buzz buzzzzzzz" with three short pulses, and one long one, then repeat. The power level is the same as the third speed. Once again, the backlighting lights up in tune with the vibration pattern.

The box says this bullet will last 3 hours, I'm just going to trust the company because I haven't tried to run it for 3 hours. The controller part feels good in my hand, sleek and not too heavy or too light The batteries are easy to get in through the bottom battery door in the controller. The controller and bullet are made out of a reddish pink sort of plastic, with chrome colored details. (I was reviewing the Ruby color.) The pictures on EF make ruby look more red than it is in reality, in your hand there is a pinkness to it that isn't bad, just different.

The bullet is connected to the controller with a decently sized cord, I'd guesstimate it at about a foot and a half. Don't quote me though, I didn't use a ruler. It's the perfect length for solo play, but maybe people might like a longer cord if they're giving the controller to a partner. The bullet is made out of the same material as the controller's underside, a less sleek and more matte plastic that is also more pink than the controller's front. One side of the bullet is smooth, while the opposite has a small indent down the middle- kind of like an apricot.

Overall, this toy looks very chic, something I think anyone would find aesthetically pleasing. It might not be the most powerful bullet around, but this bullet did get me off, and it's powerful enough for my tastes. Cleaning it is easy, just use some soap and water or a toy cleaner. No need to worry about washing it, considering it's marketed as waterproof. I myself haven't used this for a bath or a shower, but intend to in the future. Maybe not in the bath, since I don't really get baths anymore, and also because I'm paranoid.

This can be used with water based, or silicone lubricants, though if you're using it in the shower/bath tub/pool/a watery situation then go for silicone, so it doesn't wash away. It is made out of ABS plastic.



To see more pictures, please check out my Bnaughty Photobucket Album.

The Good - Speaking as a woman, I have to say this is a very sexy product, and I think any woman would feel very sexy or girly using it. I do believe it has more of a feminine tone to it, but I suppose men could use it too if they avoided anal insertion and focused on teasing their nipples or cocks. It can be used in the shower/tub according to bswish, so it definitely opens up more places to play. It is comfortable in your hand, has considerable vibrations, and is easy to clean and take care of. It also comes with it's own cute little draw-string bag.

The bad - I can't find much! Maybe some couples would prefer a longer cord, but I think the cord length is just right. Also, some people might want a more 'powerful' vibration.

In conclusion, I feel that this is a great product. It's definitely worth the 40 dollars, and I'd recommend this to anyone. I love using it for clitoral stimulation, but it's also a powerful vaginal vibe too. If you love bullets and don't need vibrations that could wake the dead, this is right for you! It's my first vibe, but I can see this being great for the first time bullet user, or the bullet expert.

I wish there was an option for "I loved it, and now I love it even more." because that's the most accurate phrase for how I feel about this product. I don't use it 24/7, but when I do use it, I use it for about an hour each time, and It's still going off the original batteries I put into it! I dunno about you, but this amazes me! Sure, I can tell it's gotten weaker- but it's still enough to get me off.

I cannot recommend this bullet enough. If you are on the fence, and you don't know whether you should take the plunge- Do it! Just do it, you'll be so glad later. This toy is absolutely rewarding, and you're gonna love being naughty with your bnaughty.