Vibrating bunny performer - rabbit vibrator by NMC Ltd - review by RomanticGoth

Vibrating bunny performer

Rabbit vibrator by NMC Ltd

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So, you've heard about the wonderful world of rabbit vibrators? This one is easy to use, great for beginners, and you can pick up a three pack of C batteries at the dollar store. The Vibrating Bunny Performer may not work with everyone's anatomy.
Published:
Pros:
Cheap, easy to use, nice for beginners.
Cons:
Feels gross, pearls jam a lot, loud, uses 3 C batteries.
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

The Vibrating Bunny Performer and it's rather large controller provide you with dual stimulation. It is a smaller sized rabbit toy, aimed at beginners. The bunny shaped clitoral attachment has two long ears to tease you while the rotating pearls in the shaft stimulate you internally.

The large controller requires three C batteries to get the party started. The controls are labeled and easy to use.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

This toy is made from PVC, it feels almost greasy to the touch. It is very soft and squishy, but doesn't have much bend to it. It does have a rather strong chemical smell that doesn't seem to go away. Even with repeated washings. It has a light chemical taste to it as well.

The rabbit design on the clitoral arm is cute, but is purely for looks. The strange face and jeweled necklace under the penis head is creepy. Is it a Genie? The necklace of raised bumps can't be felt once it has been inserted. The ridge of the head is smooth, but juts out and can become uncomfortable during thrusting.
    • Bumpy
    • Somewhat porous
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

This is shaped like the standard rabbit toy, It has a penis shaped part for vaginal stimulation and the bunny shaped clitoral vibrator. It is a smaller size for a rabbit, which should appeal to beginners and smaller women. The total length of the toy is 7 1/4 inches, the insertable length is around 4 1/2 inches. The vibrating bunny attachment is rather long, measuring at roughly 3 1/2 inches.

When it's turned on, the rotating pearls tend to catch and get stuck or roam up towards the head of the toy, causing the toy to get really loud. Making you stop, take it out, squeeze the pearls until they sort themselves out again. They can't really be felt internally, because they are so far down the shaft. It's another case of awkward placement.
    • Beginner
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The large, clunky controller uses three C batteries to run the dual stimulators on the Vibrating Bunny Performer. Near the cord, on the sides, there are two sliding buttons that control one part of the toy. One side controls the vibrating clitoral bunny. The other side controls the rotation speed of the pearls in the shaft. The controls are easy enough for anybody, just slide the buttons to your desired speed/intensity and you're good to go!

Because of the size and weight of the controller, I found that trying to use it while playing to be awkward. The cord was too short to be used while lying down without having to remove the toy. if you're looking for something relatively hands free, this isn't the rabbit for you.
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

This toy is a lint/dust/hair magnet. No matter how many times it gets washed, it still has a sticky, almost greasy feeling to the material.

Caring and cleanup for the Vibrating Bunny Performer is simple. Once you remove the batteries from the controller, you can use a toy wipe or cleanser, antibacterial soap and water, or wipe it down with a 10% bleach/90% water mixture. Be careful when washing this in the sink, accidentally submerging the toy or getting the controller wet may damage the toy.

Investing in a nail brush or soft toothbrush may be a good idea to help clean out all the little nooks and crannies on this toy.
    • High maintenance

Packaging

The Vibrating Bunny Performer comes housed in a clear plastic box. The box is cheap, but the plastic is durable. The box boasts that this toy features powerful rotating pearls, but I could barely feel them! The art work on the box was really generic and could be removed if you wanted.

I didn't particularly care to use this as a storage container, because every time I stuck my hand in to pull it out, I would get caught on or cut on the plastic flaps. It was tossed into the recycle bin after the second incident.
    • Minimal
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

I found the ears on the rabbit clitoral arm to be too stiff and uncomfortable, so I ended up separating them with a quick snip-snip of the scissors. It made a small difference.

I really didn't care for this toy, it didn't work with my anatomy at all, even after altering the rabbit ears. The shaft was too short to really be felt once inserted and the rotating pearls were too far down to be felt. The rotating pearls caused a lot of frustration while attempting to use this toy, every few moments one of the pearls would migrate to the top of the toy, jamming it. When this toy jams, it gets loud. Like, jackhammer loud.

The material used to make this toy was a bit of a turn off. It repulsed me to touch and try this toy. But, curiousity got the better of me. Ugh! I still don't like to touch it.
Follow-up commentary
The Vibrating Bunny Performer is still sitting in it's box gathering dust in my closet. It still smells bad and feels greasy no matter how many times it gets washed. I don't think I'll ever be using this toy again.
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  • GONE!
    Thanks for the review!
  • Heatherbipoly
    great review ty
  • RomanticGoth
    Thanks for reading!
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    Thanks for the review!
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    Great review!
  • RomanticGoth
    Thank you!
  • MK434
    Thanks for the review!
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