I didn't want to write about the packaging (look, you don't buy the sex toy because of the packaging), but I really need to say something about this one. I don't know about you, but when my sex toy arrives in a package that can be trivially opened and re-sealed without any indication it had been opened, I feel a bit creeped out. It also arrived a bit slimy, and I sincerely hope that was from whatever manufacturing process was used and not from anything else. Anyway, a thorough washing of this waterproof toy was enough to alleviate my paranoia. To all sex toy manufacturers out there, though: please make your packaging irreversibly sealed.

First, a couple of caveats: I am a G-spot novice and am actually looking for a toy that will help me experience a G-spot orgasm. I have never actually had one. Secondly, I need a lot of vibration to get off; thus far, only the Hitachi massager|Hitachi Magic Wand Massager has been able to do it for me.

What first attracted me to this toy is the fact that the vibrating bullet is at the tip. This seemed to me, a G-spot novice, a great feature. Unfortunately, I have recently realized that most of my vaginal nerve endings are actually within the first few inches, not 4-5 inches in, where this bullet is located. Furthermore, the vibration was somewhat disappointing - pretty typical for a 2-AA-battery vibrator. It also is a lower-frequency vibrator, so if you like the "buzzy" high-frequency vibrators such as the Wahl, you should stay away from this one. (I like the lower frequency vibrators, such as the Hitachi.) Also, the cup or hilt at the bottom of the vibrator seems to be designed to shield your clitoris and labia, rather than stimulate them, since it is concave. I have to admit to being a bit perplexed at that particular design choice. (Not to mention, this makes it really hard to protect all of the toy with a condom. It's waterproof, so washing it is easy, but it's also a jelly toy, so you can't really fully clean it.) Finally, the material is a bit soft and flexible, which meant that it didn't stimulate anything very strongly. All in all, as a G-spot vibrator|Deep suction waterproof G spotter, it was somewhat disappointing.

However, all of these disadvantages turned out to be strong advantages for anal penetration. The soft, flexible body? Perfect for the sort of gentle penetration you want for anal play. The size of it is also perfect - not a toy for beginners, but for someone who's played with butt plugs a little it is perfect. The vibration at the tip definitely translates very very well down the shaft to the entrance, where it feels really delightful. The concave hilt is great to help control the movement and protect the toy from slipping all the way in.

So can you pervert a sex toy? Because if you can, you should pervert this one.

So, I'm still very much enjoying this toy, but I have discovered a drawback. The jelly continues to disintegrate, leading to a constantly slimy feel. Iew. Secondly, the battery case is getting finicky, possibly due to the disintegrating jelly. For your information, I'm storing it in a cool, dry place away from sunlight. (It's next to my bed, in a drawer.)

On the other hand, I still love using it.