Bullet buddies - bullet vibrator by The Screaming O - review by Faeboy

Cheeky Monkey!

This vibe is cute but not worth the aggravation of trying to find and change the batteries. For a tenner it could be worth using until the batteries wore out, then discarding.
Nice silicone cover, quiet
Watch batteries, lack of power
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
So, this was my first vibrator. Cute, huh?

Really, I bought it because it was red and cheap and I was suffering from a severe lack of orgasms in my life. I did not know what a good vibrator was, I just grabbed this one in the fist timer's "Oh my God, I'm in a sex shop what if someone sees me!" haze.

Unfortunately, this is not actually that great of a vibrator.

On the immediate plus side, orgasms. They happen with this toy. Thus, this toy was a revolution in my life, and I will always be grateful to it.

The silicone cover is nice, it's a good feeling, especially the bumps and ridges. We all know about not using silicone lube with silicone toys, but to be honest I wouldn't recommend inserting this anywhere. It's small enough that it could get lost places, and it'd be awkward to get back out.

It's quiet enough that my flatmates did not complain about the sudden buzzy noises, despite our walls being paper thin.

This toy has one significant downside. FUCKING WATCH BATTERIES! (yes, the caps lock abuse is necessary) If I had known that the batteries would be so annoying, I would have shelled out for something that had AA's.
Basically, the batteries wore down fast, and they only are sold in packs of two. Of course, the Bullet Buddy uses three.

Changing the batteries is a pain as well. The cover fits on tightly and you have to tug it up to unscrew the cap and get the batteries in - not so bad. Getting it back on is even worse, squishing out air bubbles and cursing as the vibrator turned on while I was trying to get the bullet back in. Really not that keen on having '"Get it in!" "I'm trying!"' moments with my vibrator.

The vibe only has an on/off switch, which is okay, but it would have been nice to have a stronger setting available.

I stuck it out for a couple of months - mainly because I liked the cover - before I admitted defeat and bought something with better batteries and more power.
Follow-up commentary
After reviewing it, I busted this fellow out again... and yeah. Underwhelming, kept cutting out (not low battery, just... cut). Seriously, little vibe, no one likes a tease!

I'd still only recommend it for a one shot, only reason I tried using it for so long was I didn't have anything else!
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My Bullet buddies tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Couples
    • Masturbation
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples
    • Thighs
  • General
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    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • Cute
    • Quiet vibrator
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  • bratofthekitties
    Thanks for the review! This is adorable but I can't deal with watch batteries in sex toys anymore and the power seems abysmal.
  • Rainbow Brite
    Watch batteries are the bane of my existence. Thanks for the review
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  • apryls
    thanx 4 the review
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  • Apirka
    Thanks for sharing
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