Bullet buddies - bullet vibrator by The Screaming O - review by Airlia

Energizer Bunny's Evil Twin

As a cheap toy you get what you pay for. It was sorely disappointing with a squeeze-and-stop feature that I did not want. It can be a good accessory to sex but only as a warm up and is not worth replacing the batteries.
Small enough to get between two people fucking. Good if your clit is extremely sensitive.
Loud, doesn't stay on, weak vibrations.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
When my bullet buddy arrived in the mail I was sorely disappointed. I wondered if the kid who ordered the happy meal was busy playing with my toy while I had to deal with this. The packaging exclaimed, "Collect them all!!" It was tacky and bright, with all the figures on the front. There were no real directions to speak of and at that point I was relieved that I didn't have to wipe the grease off!

Not one to judge a book by it's cover, I set to work with my bunny. It's made of silicone so I use water-based lubrication. Silicone is non-porous and you can clean it in the dishwasher, however I am not taking the chance with my bunny.

The description claims that it's discreet and very powerful. All I can say is that's a blatant lie. I love my vibrators and have a small army of quiet powerful toys ready to do battle. Bunny did not fit in--he powered on after I slipped on the power button twice and buzzed so loudly my partner asked if I was operating heavy machinery. I reasoned that it would have a bite to match its bark.

Sadly I was wrong again. As I gripped the bunny and found my clit between his ears I started to feel somewhat soothed when all of a sudden he stopped. Outraged at my 5 seconds of loud buzzing, I let go and he began buzzing near my ass once again. I played around and realised that when I squeezed my bullet buddy he would seize up and stop working. So I tried to hold him loosely and work my clit at the same time. I tried using his ears, I tried using his whole body, I tried lying him flat against my pussy, I tried putting him in me and nothing worked. I was very disappointed. The vibrations were so low that it got me frustrated more than anything else.

I tried again with my partner and while he fucked me my bunny worked my clit. Because he's so small he actually excelled here. While I ground against my partner, got fucked hard from on top and behind and every which way bunny stayed unnoticed right on my clit and worked away with his small vibrations. It did feel extremely good--when he stayed on.

I stopped concentrating on keeping bunny alive and squeezed him whenever I was close to orgasm or whenever something felt especially good. It was sad that bunny couldn't be a part of those great moments but when he came back to vibrating life he would take me back up to the peak slowly.

Cleaning my bullet buddy was very easy. It's waterproof and I washed it in hot water with antibacterial soap. After that I wanted to know how to change the batteries on my bullet buddy. After pulling at the silicone cover for what felt like hours I passed it over to my partner who figured it out in 10 minutes. You have to pry the cover down a little, and while holding it there unhook the top cover. Once you have the cover off, 3 watch batteries fall out. I figured that was easy enough as long as you have the strength and dexterity to hold and pull at the same time. Putting the watch batteries in again is easier if you hold all 3 batteries at the same time and drop them in. The cover latches back on and the silicone cover flops back into place.

All in all it was very upsetting. I thought it would be a great small toy, but it was loud and obnoxious and couldn't even stay on long enough to get me to orgasm.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • jeangel246
    Thanks for the review
  • Darklyvan
    Thank you for the review
  • bumblebeemouth
    Thanks for the review, sounds like the novelty is better than the actual toy.
  • blonde1216
  • Positwist
    The squeeze and stop thing is weird. A glitch, right? Not intended?

    Thanks for the review.
  • StarFire
    thanks fot the review
  • TransMarc
    Funny, honest review.
  • GONE!
    Sounds frustrating. D: Thanks for the review!
  • EmilyIsSexy
    Thanks for the review!
  • beccawalton
    thanks for the review
  • ryse
    thanks for this review
  • Lioncub
    Thanks for the review.
  • CaliGirl
  • xjonxthexgreenx
    thanks for the review
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