Chocolates vibrator - traditional vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by naughtycherub

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Chocolates vibrator sex toy review

The thing is, I want to recommend this toy. I really do. But unless you don't mind using it internally with a condom (it wasn't quite thick enough for me), or you don't have any objections to condoms on your clit vibes, I just can't recommend it.
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My qualifications for a toy are pretty simple. If a toy gets me off and works well, I’m sold. Bonus points of it’s pretty, but I’m not particularly picky. Unfortunately, though the Chocolates vibrator did get me off, and actually also worked well, I still can’t recommend it. Which is a pity.

See, when I cleaned the toy before I used it, the paint started coming off. The toy came with a shiny, gold-ish paint on top of a brown vibe, and after I cleaned it, the shiny gold was half off. Which made me more than a little uncomfortable, I have to say. I mean, I don’t generally like putting things inside me that appear to be less than clean, and I don’t really think a toy can be considered clean if it’s shedding paint everywhere!

I still wanted to try it, so I put a condom on the toy and went to town. And here’s the thing - it was actually awesome. It worked really nicely, I got off quickly, and it was overall a good experience, except for the condom in the way of my clit. Which was not the most pleasant place for a slippery piece of latex. I mean, I don’t mind condoms on my toys if they’re necessary, but I don’t particularly like the use of one on a clit vibe, which is what I was using this for. Regardless, like I said, I got off pretty quickly, and enjoyed myself. Which is a plus.

Then, of course, I went to clean the toy again. And more of the paint came off! At this point, the toy was more brown than shiny. Out of curiosity, when the toy was clean I gave it a mock hand job - and guess what happened? Gold flakes all over my hands, and a toy that was even more brown than prior.

The thing is, I want to recommend this toy. I really do. But unless you don’t mind using it internally with a condom (it wasn’t quite thick enough for me), or you don’t have any objections to condoms on your clit vibes, I just can’t recommend it. Which is, again, a pity, because besides the paint, which is an obvious factor of the cheapness of the manufacturing of this toy, it did a great job. I just couldn’t get over how uncomfortable it made me that there was a possibility of paint coming off inside me, even if it was certified non-toxic paint.

I give it 1 out of 5, and 2 out of 5 if you don’t have any objections to using it with a condom.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • If it's doing that, it deserves 1 star! There are other vibes that can do the same thing without shedding on you, for sure.
  • That's gross as hell. Thanks for an honest review.
  • mikebooks
    I do not know what to think about doc. Johnson - they have some good stuff, some not-so-good-stuff and some really cheap-and-rubish stuff. Somehow, I do not trust that company so much, and that is an important factor when deciding about adult toys. However, I admit that someone might like their toys.
    For me, the worst thing is the sign that they just do not care so much about their production and its quality. (of course not counting some exceptions in their portfolio - for instance the premium line of dildos etc.)
  • Mistress M.
    Thanks for being so honest. I'm really quite surprised, because Doc Johnson has had fantastic items in the past!
  • A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
    Thanks for the review and the warning! Sorry you were disappointed.
  • FennecFox
    thanks for being honest about how crude this is. good review.
  • johnad45
    thanks for being honest. I would like to have the specific reason. thanks
  • angel142stx
    good review
  • systematicweasel
    Great review
  • Rhinobaby
    Good to know, thank you! I am sure that other people had this problem as well.
  • GirlyGirlRed
    thanks
  • laceypanties
    Thank you!
  • sweetpea12
    I can't believe that the paint came off, that is super super cheap. Oh my god. Thanks for the review
  • Undead
    Thanks for the review
  • lustylusty
    I think its werid that its plastic, Doesnt look plastic
  • Do emu
    Bleh! Thanks for sharing...
  • Jenny Smith
    great review
  • booboo111926
    Thanks for the review!
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