Happy massager - traditional vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by taliarawkz

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Cute Gag Gift

I would buy as a gag gift for a special friend. It'll get a big smile and a lot of laughs. But for actual sexual play, I would suggest looking for something a little more stimulating and a bit quieter.
A very affordable and cute gag gift
Battery guzzler and very noisy
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review


The Happy Massager is a cute gag gift but not very worthy in the bedroom. When turned on it can stimulate the clit or nipples. It's a very basic massager and I found it to be loud and not very effective. It could be an excellent gag gift given to a loved one...with a surprise back up gift waiting in the bedroom.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gag gift
    • Sensory play
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The Happy Vibrator has a smooth plastic finish. If you add lube it slides nicely along the skin. Definitely a great beginners toy, but mostly a very cutesie gag gift.
    • No odor
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The Happy Vibrator is a pretty blue with happy birthday designs all over the surface. It's the average size for traditional vibes of this sort. Its pointy tip adds to the stimulation of the clitoris and nipples.
    • Beginner
    • Partner play
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

This toy is definitely not one you can secretly play with under the blankets. It's easy to turn on and, with fresh batteries, buzzes to life for about a half hour of stimulation play. The happy vibrator becomes very warm with extended use.
    • Battery guzzler
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

The Happy Vibrator is easy enough to clean with some toy cleaner or soap and water. Make sure to remove batteries if storing for a long period of time.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


Our experience with the Happy Vibrator was a good laugh. It was a good beginning stimulator.
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  • Airekah
    Welcome to Eden! Thanks for the review!
  • Red Vinyl Kitty
    Wow, what a shame this toy didn't work out so well. Thirty minutes of battery life? Thanks for the warning, I'll be stearing clear of this one.
  • P'Gell
    Thank you for the review. Welcome to Eden.

    Sorry this toy performed so badly for you.

    I certainly wouldn't give this to a beginner. She'd be afraid that vibrators weren't worth the trouble for the rest of her life.

    There are so many better toys out there, and a lot quieter ones. Too bad about the bad experience.
  • Mistress M.
    Thanks for the review, and welcome to Eden!

    I hope your next toy is a lot better than this one. There are lots, and lots, of fun toys here.
  • Eucaly
    Low battery life and it's one of those that gets warm? Bad design!
  • Undead
    thanks for the review
  • Maximusx
  • Nirelan
    Thanks for your review!
  • Cat E.
    THank you.
  • Peres2013
    Thank you!
  • sXeVegan90
    Thanks for the review.
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  • lzee
    Thank you
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