Super slim remote bullet - bullet discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by Eeyor89

Let me tell you a story about one of the best dates ever. I was preparing to go out to dinner and just as I was about to head out the mail man pulls up with a package for me. Knowing what is in the box I quickly take it run back inside. I rip open the box and after taking out the brown filler paper I can see my beautiful silver remote bullet. I sit down on the bed and read the box, now I must admit when I realized that it was a wireless bullet I was immediately anxious to try it out. To keep from being late for my date I quickly pulled it out and inserted the watch batteries into the bullet (it came with enough watch batteries to be able to change them out once after the first set dies). The remote however takes 2 AAA batteries, so I had to locate some before I could use it.


Now the glorious thing about this bullet is it can be easily inserted into any pair of panties with out any issues. Once all the batteries were inserted I turned it on to get a small taste of what there may be to come. (Insert functions) After going through the different settings I quickly inserted it into my panties and out the door I went.


After I got to the restaurant I was greeted by my date and escorted to our booth. Now most remote controlled toys can be rather finicky, for example, some will only work when the remote is pointed directly at the item, or when it is up close to it. So I was unsure how well it work through my blue jeans and with about 3 foot between me and my date. While we were trying to decide what we wanted to order I cupped the remote in my hand and slid it over to his. Once he laid his hand on mine, I removed mine to expose the remote below it. He kind of looked puzzled but after a minute I explained to him what it was for (as vanilla as I could to not attract attention to us). He got a sly look on his face and slid it under the table.


My heart started pounding with anticipation; for I had no clue as to when it would be turned on and if it would even work.. Time seemed to pass by so slowly then once the waiter arrived and asked for our order I was instructed to go first. Just was the first syllables came out of my mouth I felt the bullet turn on. I tried to seem as if everything was OK, but it was rather hard to do. I finished ordering and then it was my dates turn, he must have found it to be very amusing to see my reactions because while I was waiting on him to finish he turned it up again. I quickly grabbed the drink menu and buried my face in it. Finally he finished and the waiter left. Once he was gone I lowered the menu and looked at my date, his face was full of nothing but pure amusement. "Your so cute", he says with smile and another push of the button. I began to squirm and ask, "Is that so?" The waiter walks by the table and looks at me then gives my date a quick glance and a smile.


"Your turning red. Is everything OK?" my date asks. "Yes everything is great over here. With the next push of the button comes a pattern where I have time to relax and recover before the next vibration. It didn't take long for him to realize that it was no longer steady, so being a gentleman he gave me time to enjoy the breaks and then quickly learned that he could turn it off and start it back on a low steady vibration. We played with it for the rest of dinner and then he turned it off as we were preparing to leave. Even though I didn't finish there at the restaurant I was ready for a fun night in by the time we returned home.