Retractable heart massager - bullet vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Always Ready

Deceptively Small

This tiny toy packs a punch. The vibrations are surprisingly intense and it's surprisingly loud. It's good if you need to get off right now but not enjoyable for longer sessions.
Can get you off fast
loud, intense, loud, intense, loud
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I received this toy as a free gift with purchase from another site. It's small, fitting nicely in the palm of your hand. My initial reaction was that this would be a nice toy for travel. I popped in the supplied batteries and pushed the little button on the front. Running off three small coin batteries, I wasn't expecting much. Much to my surprise this thing is frigging LOUD! This isn't just wake the roommates loud, this is “I wonder if the neighbors can hear it” loud.

To go along with the noise, the Retractable Heart Massager packs a wallop. The vibrations are amazingly strong for it's size. I pulled on the bullet, extending the cord and made a fist around the vibrating piece of plastic. After about 30 seconds, my hand started to tingle from the vibrations.

Being the bright one I am, I decided to try it for it's intended purpose. I carefully positioned the bullet where my clit should have been – it had crawled inside me out of fear I think. There are no speed settings on this toy. I goes from 0 to 60 in nothing flat and takes you there in about the same.

I turned it on and within 30 seconds, I was writhing from the intense orgasmic wave that I could tell was creeping up on me. Within a minute, I had cum. Within another 10 seconds, the vibrations became too intense and actually painful. I turned it off and gently stroked my clit and soaking wet pussy. Mentally I was ready for more but physically I was spent. That was the fastest, most intense orgasm I had ever had.

Cleanup was easy, using antibacterial wipes to wipe down the hard plastic bullet and heart shaped box.

Overall, I do enjoy this toy. It can get me off in under two minutes if I need a quick release or I can prolong it with the pulsing. As a free gift it was cool, but because of the noise and intensity of the vibrations, I don't think I'll buy another when this one breaks. I would give it a higher rating if it weren't so intense and were a lot quieter.
Later experimentation led me to an alternate use for this toy. By pushing the button in part way and releasing it at varying intervals, I could get a pulsing sensation which I found much more enjoyable. I can control how long or short each burst is (or if you had a partner, they could). The orgasm is still strong but the vibrations are more bearable. Another option is to drain the batteries part way in another toy and then put them in this one. That way the vibrations aren't as intense.
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  • Jimbo Jones
    I've never had a toy that runs on watch batteries be that strong (or loud). That noise can be pretty distracting sometimes. Glad that it works for you any way. I find it interesting that pushing the button part way in to provide a pulsing sensation actually works. I wonder if they would all do that or if it is some how a fluke with the one you have. Thanks for the review.
  • DollyGirl
    I just ordered this toy to try it out and i cant wait to receive it if it is as good as you say i love a good teasing. Awesome review i love how in depth you went, using a personal experience.
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  • anonomous
    Thank you for the review
  • Melissa Smith
    Nice review!
  • angel142stx
    Thanks for the review
  • jeangel246
    Thanks for the review
  • Spoken Pandora
    nice review...thanks
  • Jon S
    ty for the review
  • Undead
    Thanks for the review!
  • cottonxcandy
    Awesome review, thank you!
  • Ilovelingerie
    I hate it when toys are overly loud!

    thanks for the review
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