Retractable heart massager - bullet discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by Spoken Pandora

The Retractable Heart Massager is very different from my other bullets for several reasons:

1. The actual bullet is rather tiny, measuring roughly 1 1/2"
2. It runs on 3 watch batteries
3. It's retractable

These attributes aren't necessarily a bad thing though. The massager maybe extremely small but it gives off hard and intense vibrations. When I first laid eyes on it I kind of laughed thinking it would do nothing for my hard to please pussy. I was proved wrong immediately. Simply holding the vibrator in my hand to test its power made me wet and left my hand numb.

The vibrator has only one setting and thank goodness for that because I am unsure if I could handle stronger vibrations than the one provided. You turn the massager on by pressing the small round button on the heart. At the suggestion of another reviewer I tried using the vibrator in short bursts by lightly tapping on the button and not pressing it all the way in.I rather enjoyed using it this way and it was a nice tease for every place that I used it. I did use the vibrator as intended and let me tell ya my pussy was purring like a cat in heat. I alternated between insertion and against my clit and it worked well. The small size did bother me a bit because I thought it would get lost but when using it I had no troubles and it proved that bigger doesn't mean better. There is a seam like most bullets but it is very smooth and hardly noticeable so don't worry about snagging your skin.

One cool feature of this toy is that it retracts. But I thought it would be better if the button retracted it somehow or if there was a single button just for this purpose. I think this would add to the tease factor. When you pull the bullet all the way out it locks in place. Another slight tug will retract it. I think it's cute how the bullet sits flush on top of the heart. The cord is 30" enough room for you or your partner to maneuver without interference.

I feel that this toy would definitely work for a bullet enthusiast because of its strong vibrations. But if you aren't use to strong vibes then this may not be the massager for you. Don't be fooled because it works on watch batteries. Look at it this way; a watch battery keeps a watch going morning, noon, and night for months on end, this massager uses three. You do the math.The wonderful folks at Cal Exotics provides a back set of batteries. The batteries are inserted into the back of the heart. I will warn you that if you have long nails it will be a pain to get them in and out.

Cleaning is rather easy. A antibacterial soap and water combo with do the trick but I like the idea of using wipes just because its not waterproof and goes right into the heart. On the package it clearly states not to immerse in water or get the battery portion wet. To be safe just use the wipes and it will work well for cleaning the heart too.

The Retractable Heart Massager comes in a plastic package that contains an insert with more than enough information regarding use and specs. I have decided to keep my vibrator in the plastic packing it came in. Its not too big or bulky and easily slides into my drawer with no issues.

I have used the massager with and without my partner. During partner play she alternated between using it on various parts of my body like along my breast, down the crease of my back, against my clit, internally, and along my ass. It was a complete and utter turn on and had me climbing the ceiling. I used it solo and was just as turned on but didn't explore so many areas.

The noise is loud but not too loud. Behind a closed door we could barely hear it, whether it was inserted or not. But if you share a room I highly recommend waiting until your roomy is out to use it.

Overall I was really pleased with this one and for the price you can't beat it.