Dreamers bliss - traditional vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Shaelote

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Definitely not dreaming!

Yes. Just yes. Completely and totally worth it—I've never felt deeper vibrations, as I've only had "buzzy" toys before, and it was a completely different vibrator experience for me. Aside from the funny feeling hand thing after using it for awhile, it definitely made me come, and it's worth it all the way.
Awesome nubs, deep vibrations, multiple settings.
Could make your hand tingly/numb, hard plastic.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


I finally had the time to play with the Bliss last night, and IMMEDIATELY I knew I had to write my review today. Holy cow, people, the Bliss takes care of business! It might not be discreet, but it's very pretty (pink and purple pastel-ish colors always seem to make vibrators better IMO). Bliss is made for both clitoral and vaginal (or anal, nipple, etc) stimulation; however, make sure you realize that this baby is a HARD toy with nubs. I couldn't handle her inside of me, but she certainly did the job on my clit!

This toy will work for just about anyone. Like I said, I prefer it for external stimulation, but I can certainly see it working in just about any situation, alone or with a partner. It's waterproof, though I haven't tested that yet. It could be plenty of fun in a hot tub, rockin' against those nubs!

It's velvet cote/plastic, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't take extra care if you're using it with a partner—wash well and use protection. Better safe than sorry!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

Depending on how you use the Bliss, I'd say it's a mixed bag with regards to level of users. The hard material and firm nubs were too much for me internally (your mileage may vary) but what felt so good outside felt hard and uncomfortable inside. Rubbing the nubs against my clit and labia felt absolutely divine, however—so I can see how beginners would be able to enjoy this toy as well!

The texture is what makes this toy a winner. Despite being hard plastic, it's velvet cote—smooth and silky, especially when, ah, damp. Even without turning it on, the texture is super-stimulating. The nubs are firm enough that you definitely notice they're there, but there are also sections of the toy that don't have the nubs, so you can have plenty of texture and sensory play!
    • Bumpy
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The placement of the nubs on the Bliss mean that you can easily play with or without them; there's enough room that you have options, which I found very nice. It was bigger than I thought it would be, however, the size was definitely a plus for rubbing between my labia. I found that it was incredibly erotic to feel the bumps and nubs running against me. Definitely an awesome design, in my opinion.

However, the size was, to me, a detriment when I tried to insert it. My boyfriend and I were having some, ahem, alone time, and he went to grab the Bliss for the first time... You've never seen me move that fast! I jumped back like my butt was on fire, 'cause it certainly felt like my vagina was. Holy moly, ladies & gents, there is absolutely NO way to have an "is it in?" moment with the Bliss. It's hard, it's nubby, and I wasn't expecting how much pressure there was. As always, your mileage may vary—but be careful nonetheless!

I would say that the fact that I needed two hands to change the speed was troublesome; it was hard to turn it up & down in the heat of the moment. Also, this is a very deep vibration—more "thudding" than any other vibrator I felt before. It's a wonderful feeling, but you can DEFINITELY feel it in your hands after awhile, which results in a lot of moving around.
    • Partner play
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

I couldn't tell where the vibrations were located in this toy, and that's usually a specialty of mine (Especially if it's a soft toy. I break them. Repeatedly.)! It's definitely a vibrator that you can feel all. over. the. toy, and it was quite a change from other toys that I've played with recently. There are a few different speeds controlled with a normal dial on the top however, this is NOT a one-handed operation, as I said before. You need to hold the toy steady and turn the dial to change speeds, which can be distracting if you're getting busy.

The vibrations were deeper than any other toy I've felt before. The Bliss is NOT a "buzzy" toy; if you press it firmly against your skin, you can actually feel a thud--thud--thud of the vibrator. It's an interesting experience that I've never had, and while it's one I couldn't take for long, it felt pretty damn good. I'm normally a "press it as hard as you can against the clit" kind of girl, since I'm the no-orgasm-queen, but I found that the deeper vibrations of the Bliss were so strong that I didn't have to pry away labia/clit hood/etc to get directly to the fun pink bits. In fact, I had to hold the toy very, very lightly against my clit! It was an amazing thing to experience, because I haven't had an orgasm with so light a touch in YEARS.

That said... it was a pretty good one, too. For those of us that get super sensitive after an orgasm, this one's a shocker, because I didn't pull the toy away immediately when I started to come, and it definitely lasted longer than my usual orgasms. Definitely something to try.
    • Multiple settings
    • Powerful
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

Fairly easy to care for; it's hard plastic, after all—and waterproof! Scrub the heck out of this little lady and you'll be set. Wash before and after, of course, and always use a condom with partners. Store it in your normal toy box, and use whatever lube you'd like!
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
Follow-up commentary
I recently tried this one out again, and OH MAMA, I still love this toy. I need to go buy more batteries, in fact. Can we make one of these in a rechargeable fashion? I LOVE THIS TOY.
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    Nice review!
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    Thank you!
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    Rockin' review!
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