Hello kitty - pocket rocket by Sanrio Co - review by Piña Colada

Hello kitty

Pocket rocket by Sanrio Co

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Far From Purrfect!

If you're someone who is a fan of Hello Kitty or appreciates lighter vibrations then by all means, try this toy! Otherwise you're going to be left disappointed and wishing you had spent your money on a more enjoyable toy.
cute, collectible, battery included
extremely noisy, weak vibrations
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
When I ordered the Hello Kitty pocket rocket I was so excited because I've always been a huge fan! The packaging of the toy was cute and written in Japanese, giving it a more authentic feel. To my surprise a battery was already in the toy. That was a total perk! So far I've only used her as a clit vibe but I can also see how it'd feel good on your nipples and/or anus too. The vibrations are felt through Hello Kitty's head and the edges are slightly pointy and sharp, so I wouldn't recommend putting her inside.

Hello Kitty doesn't come close to doing her job. The vibrations are extremely weak and I had to press her hard against me to feel much of anything. She also only has one speed which makes for a boring climax. Another downside is the noise. Boy oh boy, is her purr LOUD! Out of all my vibrators she's the loudest while also being the weakest. I showed her to one of my guys on web cam and he asked if I someone was mowing the yard... in my bedroom. If you're trying to be discreet I wouldn't recommend her. She's small enough to easily hide but it'll be nearly impossible to drown out the noise.

The look of the toy is amazing! The detail is awesome and it definitely looks like the Hello Kitty I grew up loving. I opted to get the red toy to give it a more legitimate feel but all colors would look adorable. The handle is slick and not uncomfortable to hold but like I said before, the head of Hello Kitty is somewhat pointy and could give a shock of pain if moved the wrong way (or right... if you like that). There's no abnormal smell. As I've already said the sound is horrendous.

I've only used the toy twice because I'd rather use a toy that gives me more pleasure. While it's totally cute and a great addition in anyone's Hello Kitty collection, it's nothing to write home about as a sex toy. Personally, I am big on stronger vibrations but if you're someone who prefers extremely light vibrations you might actually love this! I didn't use any other toys with it but I did finger myself and honestly I would have preferred to use my other fingers to massage my clit than this toy.

The toy is plastic which means it's non-porous so pesky bacteria won't make a home in it! Even so you should still clean it after ever use. I use the cleaning wipes from Eden Fantasys and they work well! But if you'd rather, it's safe to use hot water and antibacterial soap on it as well. If you need to use a lube with it water, oil, and silicone are all safe. Remember if you share your toys to use protection with them so you don't pass any diseases or infections between partners!
When I first used her I was doing a web cam show with one of my regulars. I had never thought before about how strange it would look rubbing Hello Kitty's face against my lady parts. After doing it for a minute or two I had to take a second to laugh and comment on how I never thought I'd have Hello Kitty go down on me! He laughed and agreed that it looked pretty funny but not in a bad way. So even though she doesn't deliver as a pleasurable sex toy, you could get a laugh out of it.
Follow-up commentary
I've tried to make myself like the toy because it is super cute but I find myself reaching for my regular bullet to use as a clit vibrator instead. It's still super loud and the vibrations are way too weak. I wish, for such a cute toy, it was more pleasurable! Such a shame.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Hello kitty tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
    • Teasing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Buttocks
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples
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  • M121212
    Heehee yea this toy fully seems like it would be more of a novelty toy than a "serious" sex toy. It's totally cute, though and makes me think of the MAC ad with the alice in wonderland theme and black hello kitty heads.

    Thanks for the review!
  • sweetart
    it is adorable, but it is so weird she is basically going down on you
  • Breas
    I agree with swetart lol... thanks for the review
  • xonikki
  • LM
    nice review
  • Squeaky
    Such cute toys, but don't think I could use Hello Kitty in such a manner! Thanks for the review.
  • Pink Jewel
    Nice review
  • butterflygirlxo
    Cute Thanks for the review. Wish it was more powerful.
  • megan1987
  • geliebt
    Thanks for the review!
  • amazon
    Nice review
  • subwayrailings
    thanks for reviewing !
  • Harpina is gone
    Nice review, thanks for sharing it with us!
  • Jaylene
    Thank you for the review
  • Living Doll
    Thanks for the review!
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