Fun, Flirty and Fabulously Simple!

This toy is a great introductory bullet. It's easy to use, easy to clean and easy to store. Although it lacks all the fancy bells and whistles of the higher end models, it works just right for the price range. If you are looking for a good addition to your collection that looks flirty and simple, this would be the one to buy!
Easy to use
Beginner friendly
Travel friendly
Not water proof
Easy to accidentally turn on
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Long Lover Bullet Vibrator is a great addition to anyone’s collection. Although the toy is not as fancy as some of the higher end bullets, it does provide a decent amount of vibrations and sensation right where you want it most! This toy is nice and simple. It's perfect for the novice interested in clitoral, vaginal or other exterior love bumps! It is wonderful for the solo adventurer or the couple interested in adding a bit more excitement.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The material consists of super smooth ABS plastic which feels silky to the touch. The bullet does indeed have a slim seam that intersects about the middle of the bullet but it is not noticeable during play. The plastic provides a great material to transmit the sensual vibrations without feeling too hard or rough on your most delicate parts.

This is not a water proof toy! Keep it out of the tub and away from too much liquid.
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The design is flirty yet functional and provided a great jumping point into the world of bullets. The shape is perfect for hitting specific points and clitoral stimulation. It's just the right size, length and width for sending out exceptional vibes vaginally. The size is definitely not to be feared by beginners but might be a bit lack luster for the more advanced players.

The toy is super easy to hid away from prying eyes and is rather discreet. Although it is not super loud it may be noticeable beyond thin doors to some super sensitive ears. I found it no louder than some phone vibes!

It’s great for travel and hides well away in a purse, pouch or make-up bag
    • Beginner
    • Ergonomic
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

This vibe is great for clitoral stimulation, but can be a bit lack luster when it comes to vibrating on the broad side of the bullet. It's not too horribly noticeable but still there! The turn dial function is great and easy to control but can be mistakenly turned on during travel. You may want to consider taking the batteries out to preserve the life of them. The toy is not rumbly but it may be picked up by some super sensitive ears if they are nearby.

The bullet is not waterproof but will stand up to a gentle cleaning with soap and water.
    • Easy to use
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

The Long Lover is made of ABS plastic and is friendly with water, oil and silicone based lubricates. Feel free to use your favorite.

The bullet itself can be cleaned with hot water and soap (preferable anti-bacterial), and is easily wiped clean. It is also alcohol safe and toy cleaner safe (my favorite being the Pjur Med Cleaner). There is no hassle or fuss. Just be careful to not soak or submerge your toy, because it will not take kindly to that type of torture!

As with all of our vibrating toys, it is best to ensure they are nice and dry before storing away or packing for travel.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
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    Thanks for the review
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    Excellent review, thank you much!
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    Great review thanks!
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    good review, thanks for sharing.
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    great review thanks
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    Thanks for the review
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    nice review
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