De flower kit - egg vibrator by Hustler Toys - review by Taylor Violet LXIX

This toy is fun for solo play. It's made of TPR/plastic, which is more porous than silicone. Normally condoms are recommended for sharing, however the nature of this toy makes it difficult to put a condom on it. Except maybe for MacGyver.

It's also quiet and great for travel. The egg and clit-flicker-clamp-thing are detachable from the central remote, which looks more like something from a physics lab than a sexy-time accoutrement.

The ten varying vibrations are fairly strong and easy to navigate in the throes of an o-face. This toy is fabulous for those that get more out of clitoral stimulation than penetrative methods.

The egg bullet vibe and clit flicker is made of TPR, which is somewhat porous. The egg has ridges on it, which add stimulation when used on the clit. I was unsure if it should be inserted, but had no real interest in exploring its penetrative use. The clit flicker was smooth. The material and toy itself is fine for beginners, as long as they aware of the implications for maintenance.

The toy also has no strong odor, which is also a plus.

The design is interesting. It's red and smooth. The way it's photographed on the site vaguely reminded me of a woman's reproductive system, which was mildly-to-moderately amusing. The clit flicker, I presume, is supposed to clamp lightly on the the clitoral region—clitoria. The flicker and egg attach to the central remote via simple wires.

The clit flicker clamps lightly over the clit area. The flicker did not actually stay on/closed around my lady button, however. This was frustrating and the toy could use some tweaking to allow for adjustments.

The egg was also a useful adjunct for flicking the bean, as long as it was held in place. I couldn't tell if it was designed to actually enter any orifice though—ladyholes and manholes alike. This was mostly due to the wire attachments, as I wasn't sure how they would fair awash in sexy juices (either bodily or bottled).

The remote is nicely ergonomic, with the buttons on the side and a small screen on the front. The screen was neat, it's kind of reminiscent of a download progress bar. Only thing missing is an "orgasm complete," response when you're finished.

The toy is very easy to maintain, store and care for. It is compatible with water-based and silicone lubes, however I have not used any lubes with it. The only kink is that is not bleachable or boilable. However, it can be cleaned sufficiently with toy cleaner, which is what I tend to do. Also, one must pay attention to clean the crevices in the flower flicker after it's been flicking the crevices in your flower.

I loved the packaging. It was sleekly, but not discreetly designed. In rather bold letters, the box read: "Relax, It's just sex."

I thought this portion was optional. But apparently not. I put the toy on my vagina and it vibrated until I had an orgasm.