Ultra O blue penis - massager by Cal Exotics - review by pirata

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Good things do come in small packages

Especially when it's a tiny blue penis that can't be heard unless its on a hard surface. It can be annoying to turn the base when you are all slippery but the silence and nubs are worth it.
Tiny, silent, nubs
Dial base, tiny
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This is a very miniature blue penis that vibrates. It's perfect for clitoral stimulation, providing both a smooth and rough surface to use. Nipple stimulation is also good with this toy. (Mind you, it really depends on you and how you feel about vibrations on your nipples). I wouldn't say it's good for g-spot or p-spot because the toy is tiny. And anal is not safe without a flared base. It's good for female or male solo play. You can use it between a couple, but it's ideal for some covert solo play because of its size and quietness.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

This toy is made out of hard blue plastic, which rates an 8 on the safety scale. That means it's non porous, so no bacteria growth is going to happen. There is no taste or smell that I could detect right out of the package. The nubs do add stimulation but I didn't get any extra stimulation from the rest of its shape. This is a good introduction to texture for a beginner because it isn't all over and allows for a smooth side too.
    • Bumpy
    • No odor
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

I find it kind of cute that it's shaped like an itty bitty penis. The nubs are there to add stimulation and they do their job. I like that you can use the smooth side and switch to the nubbed or vice versa. It's definitely good for a beginner, being that it is only about the size of my palm. That makes it both easy to hide and travel friendly. However, if anyone sees this thing they will most likely know it's a sex toy. So I wouldn't call it discreet in looks but definitely in size. If you have it away from other things, it shouldn't turn on by accident.
    • Beginner

Functions / Performance / Controls

This is my first dial base toy and I was pleasantly surprised by how strong it is and the variation in speed despite running on watch batteries. The vibrations are throughout the toy. As you go through the vibrations, you can feel a little hitch as it goes from low to medium to high. They are all fun speeds for different uses. The vibrations are more rumbly, which is probably why it doesn't make much noise.

The controls are not especially easy to use if you intend to continue playing while doing so. You have to hold the toy and the dial base to change the speed and that can be hard to do when your hands are slippery. The toy is pretty quiet, can't be heard on the highest setting through a blanket. (Seriously, it's silent as a church mouse.) It's marked as waterproof and held up to being run under water during cleaning. It does have an o-ring. I didn't submerge it because of my own paranoia but it might be water tight as long as you make sure to close the cap tightly.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

It just needs a cool dry place, so it can go where ever you put all your other toys (or maybe the nightstand?) Washing it can be a bit of a pain because of the nubs. Slippery substances have a tendency to get stuck around them and it takes a very patient hand and some good water pressure to get all of it off. It's plastic, so it shouldn't react with other toys or lubes.
    • Easy to store
    • Hard to clean


This toy is packaged in a snap open plastic. There was a really long sheet of instructions in six languages. It was an explanation of how to put in the batteries and how to use the toy. They weren't really necessary, but they were there. Six watch batteries are in the lower part of the packaging, which means it comes with replacements. (The toy only uses three batteries.) It's not perfect for storage, but it can be used like that. The picture is of the lower body of a woman in panties, so not discreet.
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable


I think this is an awesome intro to dial base toys and textured toys. I ended up liking the texture much more than I thought I would and not liking the dial base as much as I thought I would. It's a fun little toy and I think its going to make me to look for other textured toys in the future. It's definitely smaller than I expected but still fun. Also, the lowest setting is barely any stimulation but the highest is about a 4, so most of the vibrations land at about a 3 on the edenfantasys scale.
Follow-up commentary
I have kind of progressed past this toy in terms of power, but it is still a favorite anyway. Also, the watch batteries are not necessarily something I would buy now, but I still stand by this as a very good beginner toy. Oh, and if you store it with the batteries outside of it, they last a very long time. I'm still using the first set!
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  • Kenneth Fort
    Good review.
  • charmedtomeetyou
    aww...it is cute!
  • Septimus
    Great review, thanks for sharing!
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