Ultra O blue penis - massager by Cal Exotics - review by A Mere Girl

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O is for Okay

Whether or not you like these small bullet vibes, this one has shown to be one of the lower quality ones in my experience. I was a bit disappointed and not overly excited by the Ultra O Blue Penis.
Small, came with 2 sets of batteries and easily concealed.
Loud, unbalanced and rigid.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
The Ultra O Blue Penis came packaged in a simple pull apart packing. What caught my attention right off was the fact that the Ultra O Blue Penis came with batteries, but wait, not just one set but two sets! This toy requires the small button type batteries. To get the batteries in requires just a small twist of the base cap to come off, drop three in and twist the base cap back on. Viola we are ready to vibrate.

The body is indeed a miniature of a penis. It is made in hard plastic and very rigid. The head has nubs on one side and smooth on the other. There is grooving and flairs in the body but very little detail otherwise.

The toy turns on by twisting the base cap to adjust the desired intensity of vibration. On low, this toy gave off barely anything. On high, it was intense to the point of over stimulation.

The base cap is not only the adjusting point for intensity, but there is a retrieval cord attached there as well. Should the user decide to fully insert the Ultra O Blue Penis into an orifice, simply give the black cord a tug and the toy can be found again.

The length and diameter are along the lines of most bullet vibes. It fits easily in the palm of the hand and you can curl your fingers around it and hide it. The cord does stick out a little but it can be tucked into the hand and concealed.

Clean up is simple. Being hard plastic, as long as the base cap is twisted on tightly, you can practically submerse the Ultra O Blue Penis in water to wash it off. The only problem I have had is the grooves and nubs on the head gather moisture. The areas there require a bit more cleaning. You may want a q-tip or something similar to get into the grooves to get all the matter out.
In my personal experience, I found the Ultra O Blue Penis to be nothing more then cheap vibrating plastic. Sure the size is nice for discreet play but the toy packed no more of an appealing sexual punch then a cell phone set to vibrate.

Upon use of the Ultra O Blue Penis I was merely annoyed at the lowest setting, found some nice movement with the middle area but highly bothered by the highest settings. It was loudish, distracting and the vibrations were uneven. It felt almost as though the mechanism inside wasn't sitting right and only one side of the head was strongly vibrating while the other side felt like it wasn't moving at all.

Being small and rigid, I found no desire to insert it and try it against my g-spot.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Ultra O blue penis tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Fast session/quickie
    • Relaxation/alone time
    • Teasing a partner
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Dorm room/campus living
    • Home
    • Office
    • On the road/travel friendly
  • ......
    Nice review thanks!
  • Sir
    Good review! When I looked at the Real Size option, I actually noticed just how small it was.
  • Owl Identified
    Ew, okay just...a bad design idea. Blech! Thanks for the review and sorry you didn't enjoy this!
  • Sammi
    It kind of looks like a mushroom Smile
    Good review!
  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Nice review! Big smile
  • lexical
    I don't like the look of this thing at all. :/ And including two sets of batteries...almost seems like they're compensating for something, no? LOL
  • Kdlips
    great review
  • ms.anon
  • Beck
    Thanks for the review. It is cool when they come with batteries, however this toy seems like a let down. Great review thanks.
  • angel142stx
    Thanks for the review
  • Kdlips
    Thanks for the review
  • Jennysweets
  • Jon S
    ty for the review
  • Nirelan
  • Schmidyslave
    thanks for the review
  • Jewlickah
    Thanks for the review! You just saved me $12...
  • Rhazya
    Two sets of batteries are nice, considering I've had some toys that come with none. Doesn't sound like too much fun though.
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