Vibrating head massager - vibrator kit discontinued by Pipedream - review by ToyQuest

The Vibrating Head Massager is great in theory. It's a two in one - the head massager attaches to the end of the vibrator and gives a fantastic head massage. It's perfect after a long day of work to use on yourself alone or on a partner. It really will help relax you and melt away the tension. It is also travel friendly and discreet since the prongs for the head massager will swivel and flatten. The down side of this is that some of the prongs are a little bit lose and will move out of place when giving yourself a head massage.

When I first saw the Vibrating Head Massager, I was a little skeptical of the advertised 10 speeds and patterns, but when I put batteries into it and ran it through all of the speeds and patterns, I was wowed and couldn't wait to try them out. They worked perfectly with the head massager part. I couldn't wait to try it out on my clit.

By the time I was ready to use the Vibrating Head Massager as a sex toy, I had run it through the speeds and patterns twice. When I went to use it, it wouldn't turn on! So I unscrewed the battery compartment and put it back on. It worked this time.. for 1 minute, if that, before turning off. So I tried unscrewing the top and putting it back on, and this time, I made it up to the highest vibration speed, when I clicked the button again to go into the pulsation patterns. Instead of going into pulsation patterns, the vibrator turned off. I quickly became frustrated and gave up on the toy.

Every time I unscrew the battery compartment and turn it back on, it works for a little while before turning off on its own. So far, it's a great teaser toy, good for warming up but definitely not good enough to get the job done. If it would stay on long enough to finish the job, it would be a fantastic toy. The head massager really is great though, which is why I gave it two (2) stars.

A little bit about the toy physically:

The head massager: The head massager part is like a cap for the end of the vibrator. It just covers the end of the vibrator and stays in place really well. I haven't had any issues putting it on or taking it off.

The Vibrator: The vibrator is a traditional vibrator, about 6 inches in length, but only 4 or 5 inches of insertable length. Because it doesn't have any kind of a base, it is not good for anal play beyond external stimulation.

Controls and Batteries: There is a single button on the end of the vibrator to control all of the speeds, pulsations, and turn it off. It is not difficult to use or press, except when the toy won't turn on. The battery compartment is just a simple screw top. It looks like it is waterproof, but I have not tested this because the packaging does not specify that it is or isn't waterproof. It runs on two AAA batteries. I think it might drain batteries, so you may want to remove the batteries after every use.

The Look, Feel, and Care: The vibrator is a purple, seamless, velvety plastic. It is smooth and nice to the touch. Because it is plastic, it is rigid and will not bend at angles to reach the g-spot. It is easily washed in warm water with a mild soap and then left to air dry or pat dry with a towel. It does not pick up pieces of dust since it is plastic with a smooth hard surface. It is easy to clean and care for and does feel nice on the skin.

I haven't really touched this toy since I got it to review, but I pulled it out last night for a toy party I was hosting (an informational kind of thing). I put new batteries in it, and the motor was incredibly weak. I couldn't get into any of the pulsation patterns, it wouldn't turn off unless I unscrewed it . . . it was just not good. I really like the concept of it, I just wish it worked. It could also just be that I got a bad toy. Whatever it is, I wish it worked.